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My whole life's flashing before my eyes 7 comments
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· 6 years ago
When you learn how to substract 10 from the current year.
...wait, we already knew how to substract 18 to the current year thanks to porn sites.
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...wait, we already knew how to substract 18 to the current year thanks to porn sites.
A god amongst men 17 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I'm afraid so. If that wasn't the case, it would have been sunk into the forgotten meanders of the Internet and Snopes would not have had to write a whole article about it.
Never seen it like that 23 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Well, I know this is not a very popular opinion, but I wish cars were banned in every large city, except for special needs (important deliveries, handicapped people...).
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A god amongst men 17 comments
That's a hard one 19 comments
When teachers think out loud. 4 comments
I need to do this for my GF 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I love that option, and actually think every time a couple does not know what to eat, they should settle for "you know what, fuck it, let's get wasted".
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That's a hard one 19 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Five. Pages 7 and 8 are on the same sheet, then the sheet with pages 99 and 100, the one with pages 101 and 102, the one with pages 221 and 222, and the one with pages 223 and 224. One can open an actual book to convince oneself that odd numbers are always on the right and even numbers always on the left.
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Shake your head for a secret message 20 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
That's what he meant by "stupid". But the text is about looking dumb, which... well, has no other meaning :)
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Idk what to put here 12 comments
1000 likes and I'll do it 7 comments
Middle school 53 comments
They were not meant to be 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I know it's kind of an outdated phrase, but I'll take shit that never happened for $500.
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BitcoinDaddy 1 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"I have $1 million in Bitcoin. No, wait, I actually have $1.23 million. I mean, $802k."
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Muslins/muslims 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Either you write it mousseline, or you make this kind of joke. There is no third option.
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Really good at naming cats 6 comments
That'd be a fun experiment 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The logarithm ("common logarithm") of x is the number n such that 10^n=x (10 to the n-th power is x), e.g. log(1000)=3 because 10^3=1000.
This logarithm is used for the (deci)bel scale: every time you multiply the intensity of the sound source by 10, you add 1 bel, i.e. 10 decibels.
Now, the math: ASSUMING that these two billion cats are in the exact same place (huge assumption...), we have log(2000000000)=9.3 (approx.), so if a cat meows at 65dB, two billion cats in the same place would meow at 65+10*9.3=158dB. If a single cat meows at 75dB, we get 168dB for the 2bn cats.
If you stand 1 meter away from a .30-06 rifle being fired, that's 171dB for you (about twice the 168dB intensity, or 20 times the 158dB intensity). And you have to take into account that the cats, of course, are not in the same place, sound does not propagate instantly (it's even pretty slow), and its intensity decreases with the distance, so... Not that impressive, actually.
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This logarithm is used for the (deci)bel scale: every time you multiply the intensity of the sound source by 10, you add 1 bel, i.e. 10 decibels.
Now, the math: ASSUMING that these two billion cats are in the exact same place (huge assumption...), we have log(2000000000)=9.3 (approx.), so if a cat meows at 65dB, two billion cats in the same place would meow at 65+10*9.3=158dB. If a single cat meows at 75dB, we get 168dB for the 2bn cats.
If you stand 1 meter away from a .30-06 rifle being fired, that's 171dB for you (about twice the 168dB intensity, or 20 times the 158dB intensity). And you have to take into account that the cats, of course, are not in the same place, sound does not propagate instantly (it's even pretty slow), and its intensity decreases with the distance, so... Not that impressive, actually.
I appreciate this 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"I'm not killing myself tomorrow, I'm cancelling my subscription just before I have to pay for it."
R E K T 15 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"It's surprisingly simple to type sentences without the letter A."
...dude, check the last letter of that sentence...
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...dude, check the last letter of that sentence...
Cause and effect 2 comments
Jesus: This is my body.
*Jesus picks up a bottle of wine*
Jesus: This is my blood.
*Jesus picks up a jar of mayonnaise*
Judas: Pal, just don't.