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Pure bliss 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Down came the water...
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Scared the shit out of me 34 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm a bit confused, as I've never been to a gynecologist. What is happening?
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Nun taking a selfie 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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This museum should be a thing 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well.... there was one recipe that had coke in it.
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Oh John Cena 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why is that last picture blank?
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Flying fish. 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I AM READY FOR DEATH HUMAN
TAKE ME, SPARE THE REST
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Why are parents like this 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I fucking thought the asshole garlog died.
Would he be called "The Choker"? 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That pouch is in a convienent place...
Poor Mike 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
NOT ANYMORE
Relationships end 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But no matter what condition, the booty is always out there
ALWAYS
WTF bro! I can explain! 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hulk SMASH
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Batman has one rule 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What does he actually say?
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Damn ninjas cutting onions 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The saddest thing about this is that Forrest always knew he had... well, a disability. Despite people telling him he was no different, he always knew.
Jenny was seriously fucked up, but I can't really bring myself to hate her after everything she went through. Though, that doesn't excuse her actions, and Forrest definitley deserved someone else.
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Easy math question 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is nobody going to comment on how it looks like he's carrying alcohol in his wee trolley cart
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Remember the first rule 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
IM SORRY, I CANT HEAR THE GUEST. I AM HALF DEAF IN THAT EAR. ANYWAY, I THINK THE MOVIE IS CALLED FIGHT CLUB.
About Ubisoft new logo 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Awww, but I like Ubisoft. They made the Littlelest Pet shop Nintendo games, and my favorite game of all time, Child of Light.
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Mother Earth is such a good parent 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Earth what she wanted. And of course, when the final strand of sunlight dissapears, she would die; and with her demise, came the rest of the Planets too. It would be ever so lovely to rest at last... To explode in peace... But she couldn't ever let Earth down. And so, though Saturn was greatly reluctant (she's very conceited about her rings, you know, even until the end), they silently made a decision.
As she had done a trillion times before, Sun turned to Earth, and said "Come here, Earth. Spin with me." And with a light smile on her face, they spun, until a brilliant thing happened; the Sun glowed brighter than she had since the dawn of time. Brighter still, that the planets had to close thier large eyes and shun her away, all except Earth. Earth could only smile happily in the face of her demise, and so she did, until the end of time, when at last the light was put out. There were planets no more
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This is just a crappy little thing I wrote. Used the Earth instead of Pluto.
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Mother Earth is such a good parent 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The final orbit:
And for one last time in about a trillion years, Earth asked the sun once again for another orbit. The Sun looked upon the Earth with a smile, as she had a trillion times before. But there was something different this time. A realization. They couldn't keep orbiting forever... The suns glow was growing dimmer each moment. She moved much slower than ever before. Though Earth was young at heart and brain, she had greatly changed too. What was once green was turning murky brown; what was once blue was turning sickly green. The others knew, of course. But they were always trying to protect Earth, especially having lost Pluto but a century before. But they could not orbit forever. They moved for a trillion years, and perhaps they could move a million more... But that would be a stretch. No, they could move no longer. And the ever timeless Moon looked just the same as he had at the dawn of time, but being the wisest, knew what was to come. But Sun could never deny.......
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Only way to game the system 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
...I'd fall for this
I'm a just a busy woman
......with a lot of time to play video games
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President of Croatia, admiring Trump 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This made me curious to know what would happen if the presidents of two different countries got married. Would that be legal? Would they let them?
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Nice try, George, nice try 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
NoOOooOOooo WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Trying to be nice 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Or she got adopted into another family and he was giving her away
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Daily Dose of Love #81- shoutout to the LGBTQ+ community! 66 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait, why are you talking about yourself? I thought you were talking about Pink?
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