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it’s funny to me that the image of an older women is portrayed so perfectly by a child

werk this gives me newt and dr dolittle

awwwww

couple goals

ummm college starts on october 1st? its still september

who sells their own shit??

Right??

ye and women used to pump out a baby every year of their life until they died

ugh that joke is so forced

ugh I bet youre one od those people who completely enevlop the opening on the bottle with their lips

I hate these kind of in case youre having a bad day posts

how do you not realize you have dyslexia till college

thats your favorite pair of shoes???

Did you know that my shits get denser as we get closer to saturn being in the house of the aquarius

Im 99% precent sure the person who wrote this doesn't have one phd

actually youre the idiot

the HAHA women talk so long on the phone and other bullshit generalization jokes are so stale I'd rather be hit by a drunk driver after having a moldy piece of fish shoved down my throat than see any more of this crap

It will also help you get over your ex, improve your credit rating, prevent baldness... you know the usual things stretching can do.

I'm gonna vom

This is awesome

Bitch that lamb is not sleeping dafuq you mean?

your room looks like a fucking trash can

it means more like a place where wolves fuck, but yeah lol

This meme left me babashook

get legs

whats he doin hes nasty

BAHAHAHHAHHA, when youre in the closet and watching rupauls drag race on the regular

trash

their sleeves and hands bout to get fuck

*the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it* mmmmm really gets the juices goin'

they look ew

?? Selfies with dogs are somehow revolutionary ??

dont come near me or my son ever again

omg yas preach

Actually it does both.