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Top notch title

Looks cramped.

I love this. They can use nature without killing it

Naughty

Ok, the title though. 10/10.

His name is great

Anyone else think that baby’s legs look a little strange?

10/10 on the title. All the letters of the alphabet

Mine’s $60,000

Increase the size of the period. Won’t help you with word count, but it makes the paper longer. Surprisingly effective.

No doubt he’d take the credit for it, if that were to happen

If parents have the means and wish to buy their kids electronics, it is not for anyone else to say if it’s right or wrong, and how dare you pass judgment and make the parent feel guilty. It is certainly not reasonable to expect these parents to NOT buy it just because someone else who can’t afford it might have their feelings hurt. You’re probably in favor of participation trophies too.

Anyone else see the person picking their nose in the background?

The ethical dilemma is the train is on course to hit 5 people that you don't know. You are standing next to the lever that can re-route the train, but it will hit one person that you do know and love. What do you do?

The real answer to the riddle is "man". As a baby, he crawls (4 legs). Most of life is walking on two, and when he gets old, he gets a cane (3 legs).

This is stupid. A college degree is the culmination of years of hard work and discipline obtaining specialized education, provided you're smart enough to get in in the first place. A hell of a lot more work than figuring out how to drive a car. Any schmuck with half a brain can pass a road test.

How did he shoot if he was unarmed?

Hey you knuckleheads, get off my lawn

What do you call a midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? A small medium at large

Pepperoncini and banana peppers are different though

*laughing hysterically*

Michael witherby? Say it out loud, kid's got an accent.