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i cant tell wich of the questions is the dumbest

and now some idiot companies implement USB-C >.<

i'm that retarded, that i would have answered "bzzzzzz" instead of honey >.<

ultrasound technican? is that really a word?
in german we call theese people "frauenarzt" which means womans doctor.

no he did not

you guys know that dogs turn blind if they eat sugar?

so there are dumb asians too. not all asians are geniuses?

they would dissolve as soon as they get put in the contact lens liquid

shrek and fiona clearly have changed

disgust

thats animal abuse you fuckin piece of shit

no smoking allowed on concerts -> no lighters at concerts

I'll never understand americans. In your movies people who save thounsands of lifes are praised as heroes an in real life people who take thousands of lifes are praised as heroes...

drunk != high

when you found out she is a trap

for updates. you all complain about bugs in games but when the devs implement a way to fix them on the fly you cry too,

there are 7.5 Million people on earth right now. add up the dead people to it and the chances of this to happen shoot up to 99% thats simple probability calculation

i know what i want and i want it now. i want you - cause i'm mr wayne

i was reading "Pimmel London" while "Pimmel" is the german word for dick

Reese Witherdaugther

oh thank god, it thought i was unusual that my uncle came in my room at night when my mom went away. glad to see that others were in that situation too.
how did you guys dealt with the pain in the ass afterwards?

why do people still don't know that tampons exist. or is she bleeding from her ass after hard anal?

it is possible. it's called uberman-sleep.
google it!

does anyone know another song than zombie from the cranberries? i don't

-Hey Babe, guess where we are going to eat tonight?
-oh no, not that crappy fast food thing again >.<
-you guessed it, honey!

sounds awesome! where can i sign up?

also non tattooed People aren't criminal

how much is a room full of babies? like usually there are about 1 or 2 babies in a room

i can recommend "falling water" you got to watch it!