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I have one on my back in the shape of a heart. Did a psycho carve it into me?

Guns and Ships from Hamilton

*confidently

Good luck cleaning it up

I see what you did there

And that's how he died

Here's your birthday present

Padme Amidala?

Is this tinted blue?

Do you mean how long that person's life is or how long the conversation will be?

We don't have a cloak for Darth Sideous. Let's just give him a sponge

Heather Chandler, Heather Duke and Heather McNamara

I'd stress too much over straining the wire

I once was given a bottle of water by my friend in public. When I took a sip I almost spat it out cause it was mineral

Hate to be the one who has to clean it all up

If You Are the One is the best dating show

For the seventh last one he could have taken his face out

I've suddenly appreciated my face

How dare you

Poo with a view

I've done that once when I was younger. Wanted to learn how to drive without kids crashing into my car.

Perfect

Waiting for someone to push her in

Privacy please

The four in the line of five dices and the five in the line of four dices

"That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence"

Beep test

Nope

I'm taking this horse by the reins making red coats redder with blood stains

Metal bending

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Check out the girl's channel

-Batman
-Ironman
-Superman
-Green Lantern
-Captain America

Life hack

It was limited edition

I'm a tomato because nobody accepts me as part of the group

I'd be paranoid that the glass would crack while I'm asleep....

I've been there and you're not allowed to take photos...

Awful woman for trying to ruin someone's life to use him as a stepladder

Why did her post get so many likes?

*Stephen

His last name is Percy. Percy is Ron's brother.