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Love this song 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm laughing my ass off and my son asks me "What's so funny"? Nothing, nothing.
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Hissss 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The 99 Pence Store!
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Deutsche QualitäT. B*tch 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, as the "de-facto leader" has turn Europe into a bit crap hole, I'll take pretty much anything else.
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This is the best comparison 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Uh, no.
Jesus, he's stupid 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Sheeple.
It breaks my heart 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is stupid - it reads as if this type of situation happens every week or so. If Mr Fisher thinks it so great, would he be the first to volunteer or is he suggesting someone else "volunteer "? Lazy "feel good" story.
Cheap graphene water purifier 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not like that good ol' communism. Boy that system has been so great for humanity. (Can you see my face palm through the web right now?)
Tough luck America 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nope. Per US law, no hospital can refuse to treat some who comes into their ER. Hospitals also write off billions (with a B) in charity care and bad debts due to unpaid bills.
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Donald f**king Trump 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Obummer had none of these either.
Poor dog 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Looks exactly like my beagle!
Poor British citizens 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lighten up, Francis.
Amerika 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Guess that's why hundreds of people come across the border illegally every day.
Could come in handy 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's already a heavy duty security door. 1 plus infinity is still infinity.
Suspension bridge 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Stolen from Willie Wanka.
Steve Carell is aging incredibly well 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I could look that good with a professional stylist too.
Ok, no i couldn't.
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Oscar knows 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It was the boomers parents in the 40s-60s, sometimes referred to as the Silent Generation.
Atari space invaders championship 1980 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Was the trick to get double shots allowed?
Who? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As long as they show up for their court date, you'd get most of it back (less what ever fee tell bail bondsman charges).
I'm a real doctor 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not tired of winning yet. MAGA!
He's right,it's still relevant 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Medicare alone is over 15% of Federal spending, MediCaid is 28% of State budgets. States spend on average 30% of their budgets on education. Don't say we starve them of funds, how the funds are spent is a different matter.
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When you have kids....Or drunk people around 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So 19 was the limit but then got raised to 20?
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That face says it all 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Elbow drop from the top rope!
P-p-p-privilege 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
These are all Marxist but close enough for this meme's purpose. Same outcome.
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You look wonderful 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
From how slow and tired he sounds from singing it, I'd go with the latter.
Teaching politics 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The electoral college would work properly if the 17th Amendment hadn't f'ed up the entire system. The founders did not want directly elected senators so they would be more responsive to their state/constituency. Some states went years without representation in Congress so they got pissed when they couldn't get their sh-t together. Now they get elected for 6 years and say f u until the next time they're up for re-election.
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Don't hitchhike in Merica 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thank you for that article from 2015.
Can't get much worse 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Have fun with your new cell mate Bubba.
Racists 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Tucker Carlson?? What kind of glue has she been drinking?
Only for cool people 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It was a Hot Wheels car back in the late 60s-early 70s.
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Ripped off 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The City of Atlanta throws away money like a drunken sailor on shore leave. Millions on streetcars that don't work, awnings at the airport instead of better traffic flow, etc. Mayor's chief of staff charging the city for personnel travel. Most corrupt city in the nation.
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How healthcare should be 38 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So the productive members of society essentially paid the bill with their massive tax payments. Big win there buddy.
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Explain yourself 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My beagle does the same.
Italian cat! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Brando-cat.
Italian cat! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.
Meteorite NWA 11119: 4.56 billion years old. Older than the earth itself 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Essentially every atom and hence all things in the universe are the same age.
The price is wrong, Bob! 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I can't stop giggling and my kids keep asking why.
Oh, dinkleberg! 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dinkleberg!
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GTA loading screen 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hi , I'm Paris. I do nothing but exist and breathe, please love me.
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Something to think about: Disney edition 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Toy Story characters like Woody, Bullseye, et.al were around in the 50s/60s (per TV show) so probably American.
Often unrecognized in his sons success, Bill Gates sr, now 92 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Borrowed $25,000 from dad which became Micro$oft. Dad gets whatever the f*** he wants.
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Bro 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So he's an educated surgeon and hanging out on 4chan? Doubt.
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How! Hi are you? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Looks like the free real estate guy.
This hotel has fresh honey in their breakfast buffet 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You mean you don't want random bee trash in your honey? Raw unfiltered product will have wings, legs, larvae and other things in it.
I’ve tried looking for it on yelp 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He is never going to survive 2nd night.
Say, man, you got a joint? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Keep smoking that weed.
Fully Automatic Knife 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It even has a noise suppressor on it's opening.
Captain Ed Freeman, an unheard captain 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I first heard that on a radio ad ten years ago.
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She still mad 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Welcome to 2008 Funsubstance.com
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Enhance 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Half Dome in Yosemite National Park.
13 of the Scariest Things Ever To Be Caught on Trail Cameras 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The grim reaper needs to put it away. That's nasty.