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Flaccid mind you, good for him. He gotta get the ladies away from mario's shadow somehow!

I'm so confused, tried what?

I know what it's like to live in a third world country, believe me because I am from one...and there's no judgement in my post. I was simply pointing out how your quality of life can be so different based on how much money you have. I legit never said that they live in a shit hole like bruh stop getting offended by something that's not even supposed to be offensive!

Or she could come out the rear view mirror

Oh okay thanks, I've always wondered why the statues' "ya know" is always sculptured like that size compared to their body. You've saved me the time to Google if guys in old days had small ding dings and whether or not the increased size was an evolutionary trait to increase mating opportunities...

Like I sad no hate, and I didn't take it for bragging. It's just questionable to go for 2hrs straight and not ejaculate once. But hey maybe that is possible and if so good for you... I guess... although if it's a reoccurring thing, just saying it wouldn't harm you to get it checked.

Yeah and there was a magic elephant recording the whole thing. Psh! bruh why are you lying about such trivial thing?! It's not uncool to admit you nut... not nutting after two hours of intercourse either means you're impotent or something's wrong with your willy. Seek medical help! FYI not hating on you but just don't understand why peeps gotta make up obvious make believe stories.

And it's rotten flesh too so gonna stank. What idiots even come up with these stupid stories!!!

Exactly, you can't pull yourself from the bootstrap of you don't have a boot.

I wasn't finished writing and editing it but my phone slipped from my hand and posted and I forgot to sign in... Gonna be a great year.

It's a sweet escape from the crippling student loan debt.