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Or maybe you're gonna be the one who saves me 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*Jesus picks up bread*
Jesus: This is my body.
*Jesus picks up a bottle of wine*
Jesus: This is my blood.
*Jesus picks up a jar of mayonnaise*
Judas: Pal, just don't.
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My whole life's flashing before my eyes 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When you learn how to substract 10 from the current year.
...wait, we already knew how to substract 18 to the current year thanks to porn sites.
A god amongst men 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm afraid so. If that wasn't the case, it would have been sunk into the forgotten meanders of the Internet and Snopes would not have had to write a whole article about it.
Never seen it like that 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, I know this is not a very popular opinion, but I wish cars were banned in every large city, except for special needs (important deliveries, handicapped people...).
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A god amongst men 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Aaaaaaaaand of course it's fake. Snopes is your friend.
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That's a hard one 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not agreed. Math textbooks are actually pretty fun compared to Fifty Shades.
Now it's full 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"i'll draw a dog, it's easy to draw
...
oh no"
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When teachers think out loud. 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"I wish I could travel back in time and kill your parents, Brian."
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I need to do this for my GF 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I love that option, and actually think every time a couple does not know what to eat, they should settle for "you know what, fuck it, let's get wasted".
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That's a hard one 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Five. Pages 7 and 8 are on the same sheet, then the sheet with pages 99 and 100, the one with pages 101 and 102, the one with pages 221 and 222, and the one with pages 223 and 224. One can open an actual book to convince oneself that odd numbers are always on the right and even numbers always on the left.
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Shake your head for a secret message 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's what he meant by "stupid". But the text is about looking dumb, which... well, has no other meaning :)
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Idk what to put here 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The right one should read "one healthy genius boi".
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I realize now 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There's missing the joke, and there's this.
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1000 likes and I'll do it 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No. No no no NO NO NO. He's a good boy, don't even think about doing this.
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Middle school 53 comments
guest · 6 years ago
On a scale from 1 to 10, what's your favourite vegetable in the alphabet?
They were not meant to be 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I know it's kind of an outdated phrase, but I'll take shit that never happened for $500.
BitcoinDaddy 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"I have $1 million in Bitcoin. No, wait, I actually have $1.23 million. I mean, $802k."
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Solution 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yep, piss is technically an aqueous solution.
Muslins/muslims 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Either you write it mousseline, or you make this kind of joke. There is no third option.
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Depression 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I suffer from depression, and this GIF is my religion.
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Really good at naming cats 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I need The Good King Snugglewumps in my life <3
That'd be a fun experiment 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The logarithm ("common logarithm") of x is the number n such that 10^n=x (10 to the n-th power is x), e.g. log(1000)=3 because 10^3=1000.
This logarithm is used for the (deci)bel scale: every time you multiply the intensity of the sound source by 10, you add 1 bel, i.e. 10 decibels.
Now, the math: ASSUMING that these two billion cats are in the exact same place (huge assumption...), we have log(2000000000)=9.3 (approx.), so if a cat meows at 65dB, two billion cats in the same place would meow at 65+10*9.3=158dB. If a single cat meows at 75dB, we get 168dB for the 2bn cats.
If you stand 1 meter away from a .30-06 rifle being fired, that's 171dB for you (about twice the 168dB intensity, or 20 times the 158dB intensity). And you have to take into account that the cats, of course, are not in the same place, sound does not propagate instantly (it's even pretty slow), and its intensity decreases with the distance, so... Not that impressive, actually.
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True story 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dakimakuras don't say no.
I appreciate this 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"I'm not killing myself tomorrow, I'm cancelling my subscription just before I have to pay for it."
R E K T 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"It's surprisingly simple to type sentences without the letter A."
...dude, check the last letter of that sentence...
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Cause and effect 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
'That's not the effect, Brian, that's the cause. D+ for originality.'