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Crop your stuff.

That one chick in the back like “he doesn’t even go here” lol

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BADLY I’VE NEEDED IT FOR SO LONG

Strictly speaking, “replacing” “I’m sorry” with “thank you” could likely result in this gem: “Thank you for sleeping with your sister.”

Gothdamn i need one of all of em

You brilliant, diabolical mind

Yes. The bloodline must be preserved.

Yellow really should’ve cut off a lot sooner though. At some point, it just turns into stirring the pot.

If I was him, I’d want one. Reminds me of exactly what I survived. Plus I’m betting insurance companies would LOVE to have this for his claims against the other drivers (if it turns out to be their fault). Police might need it for evidence too, and rescue workers might’ve needed it to better coordinate the rescue. And like the other guest says, the messed but would really be if someone other than the patient released it. Gotta think about other reasons for why a photo might exist, instead of jumping straight toward the “oh, everyone takes pics in situations where they should instead help”. Most people outside of the younger millennial and gen-z would rather help, I feel.

.....Death Jr inspiration?

So wait, the manager is bringing up a potentially disciplinary (esp since it's a recurring issue) in front of a customer? Either the story is BS or this manager is, cuz shit like that would not fly in most customer-centric businesses with decent management.

As a jewelry maker, I want this so hard

My dad gathered us around to watch some dude play an organ made out of furbies.

Thank you for finding something else to use besides that damn bear grylls improvise shit.

Seriously though, if you're going to put out that you are trans (and especially so quickly), you shouldn't be so lazy. Explain what it means to you, that's what's relevant in the situation. Just saying "Google", not even a full sentence, is likely to lead to confusion and disinterest on the Googler's part. Might as well just tell them you're not interested in them and be done with it.