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The whole phone call is one of the best things I have ever heard.

Holmoka (spelling?) is not even in prison. She lives in Canada and was fairly recently caught volunteering at her children's school.

Solution: I just fall asleep at night in my regular day clothes, then I wake up and go out and about and no one knows that I am actually in my "pajamas" still.

Looks kinda fun as far as cleaning goes...and not too bad since he gets to use a mop.

I would test this out to see if Siri does this on my phone, but I once texted a crisis line that I was super depressed and needed to talk and they called the police who showed up at my house in the middle of the night, woke up my whole family and made me go to the hospital - where they tried to commit me for 5 days - so I am not going to risk it to see if Siri actually says this. It was all very horrible and embarrassing. But this is funny.

I have a feeling this is not an ivy league acceptance letter.

Go get it, girl! Do the approaching!

He didn't want it then and it could have turned out way worse than where he is at now. NO REGRETS

Maybe for a hangover because it is the easiest thing to yarf back up.

sad face emoji. Here is some advice, do whatever you want. Ignore people that suck.

The person eating it wouldn't be able to tell it was a heart either, right? Just that the sandwich sucked.

Then you have to pay someone for no reason and you look like a total creep.

I think this is the episode where he drank himself into the gutter and "sold his life away" to buy a crappy car...I saw this again a few years back and, yeah, pretty depressing.

Why would you want a plaque with no engraving? I agree though, it most likely auto engraved by a laser.

avocado toast

This is in the UK.