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Nice 7 comments

guest · 6 years ago

More shit that never happened, a funsub specialty.

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Ernest Hemingway is tough to kill 12 comments

guest · 6 years ago

He's dead.

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Girls love meat 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Google reveals that it is a sweet potato salad. Google knows all.

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Think for yourself 15 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Here's a quibble: slavery and segregation were legal, but actually the Holocaust was not. Which is one reason the Nazi government tried to keep it a secret.

Girls love meat 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Cannot identify the side dish to the left.

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Dose of goodness: This South African doctor 21 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"Consultant"?

I don't know how to program myself. I've always been to lazy to try. 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

This is profoundly true.

Good guy gym owner 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Not just with gravity but also inertia. Wikipedia equivalence principle.

College is a lie 20 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Dubious.

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Educated yourself 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Having a drink with dinner.

#FishPhysics 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Yes.

Awkward tension generator 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

He's not wrong.

K bye 27 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Tell him not to worry, Trump can't figure out how to do anything.

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Shots fired! 28 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I have noticed that the word "admit" is a particular favorite of idiots.

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OMG so savage 23 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Pro tip: never boil a hot dog.

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Mind blow! 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

What is the relationship between lithium and meth?

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Epic 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Eating with chopsticks while drinking red wine.

Can't change history. Good or bad 36 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The statues of Hitler have been removed. How does your theory accommodate that fact?

*reads while eating KFC 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

They should include a picture of yersinia pestis. They have precious lives too.

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The best thing to happen in an airport, ever 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I suspect Benadryl was involved.

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Carter 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

We now have a much better President. So polite, he says "pardon me."

Don't put stuff in your butt 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Then you have a serious fever and better get to the emergency room.

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This is possibly the most absurd copyright claim I've ever heard 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

This was years ago. The judge threw it out.

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The Rock is a real hero 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Kinda like, except the onion is funny.

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Nice one, Home Depot 23 comments

guest · 7 years ago

This is one of those one-source stories. The guy who was fired says it was because he stopped a kidnapping. mm hmm.

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Choose a side 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Googled it. Find only wingnuts sites claiming Time said it. Except no actual evidence that Time said it.

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"But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people." 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

See arthlevy.deviantart.com. He will sell you one on etsy for about $200.

I wonder how many of you there are 25 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Trump fans love to make stuff up, then they can use their imaginary facts to prove something.

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I can't trust them anymore 32 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Law is not surprising, but the picture is. Where did you get that picture? Is that like a stock photo from a parallel dimension?

b*tch 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Come on, you have to admit it's funny somebody downvoted this.

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b*tch 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The poor who are elderly qualify for both -- for example, a nursing home is not covered by Medicare, but is covered by Medicaid. Most people who live long enough wind up needing Medicaid coverage.

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Real heroes 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

What BS. She got the kids off the bus in under minute, and then the bus went up in flames. No kid was injured. This is not mediocrity, this is success. Try not to confuse them.

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Creative Cat in Topiary Garden 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Richard Saunders made a whole series of these surrealist images.

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The police 39 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Curious what you have to post to get two years in prison.

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Too funny 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I'll take stuff that I don't care if it happened for 600.

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The f*ck do you do with them? 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I'm concerned that I'm the first person to point out here that what you do with boobs is feed babies. But I don't know why your friend was in such a hurry.

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No. Don't. Stop! Mom? MOM! 5 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I want the recipe.

oh ok. 48 comments

guest · 7 years ago

BTW number 3 was written by someone from the Cato Institute, which is a bunch of right-wing extremists.

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oh ok. 48 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Well, I do know how kids learn it -- it's because kids aren't stupid.

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