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Dammit chris 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Autism level over 9000!
Now I wanna know 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We need more photoshopping of 1950s ads
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Yeah like that 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
...sexy
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Yeah like that 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don’t have those nails but I’m fucked if I’ll ever take criticism from a twat in a bright orange puffa jacket. We don’t do everything to look
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Cat said this 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I just dont like assholes. Maybe if cats werent assholes
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Anon’s gonna be an author 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The Chaos Walking trilogy
Hair transplant 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is it photoshop, or does the guy really think that's an attractive look?
Russian medicine 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The nurses name? Alberta Einstein
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The love of my life! 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Me and my husband have been together since I was 14, I'm now 30. But to be honest I want a divorce.
The hustle went legit, just not for you 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In this instance, "Harvard grad" means that he has the business sense to do it where it's legal and profitable, and maybe even subsidized by the government. He'll make sure to have the proper certifications and licenses. The cousin probably just sold weed where he was without any planning and simply got caught.

I can drive and drink legally, just not at the same time (to the extent one sometimes does). I can give my kid a prescription med, but I can't give that same thing to yours. There are plenty of things that are permissible in one context and not in another.
True story. Something ,something... "Delayed Gratification" 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This won't seem fair, and it doesn't apply to,everyone but it's true on average:
Men hit peak attractiveness much later than women. With women/girls, the attractiveness gets great in their 20s because it's all physical. With men, it takes a while to build that all I,pprtant attracting quality--wealth/income.

Don't beleive it? There's a $#+ ton of hot young chicks dating wealthy older men, and you sometimes but not often see the reverse. How often does the hot chick date the older poor guy?

This doesn't apply to YOU of course, since you're immune to human nature. Also, remember that "average" doesn't mean "every single example of."
Well done 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate.... sometimes there is thunder when it rains
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Be weird together 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My boyfriend pees on the floor and makes direct eye contact with me in the bathroom when he showers. Four years ago I'd be disgusted. Now it's just another tuesday morning.
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Aurora 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Holy fuck
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I don't remember saying I was lonely 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And then it got weird ....
A friendly reminder 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Anyone ever hear of unlimited data plans?
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Dancing to the Wii Theme Song 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Perfection
Understanders will understand 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The struggles of slither.io
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The love of my life! 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I married my girlfriend at 12.
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Mindblow 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Per person... sorry octapus :/, humans only care about themselves.
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You mean a b*tch? 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Symbolism the dog reminds me of a girl who once sat on a couch
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Get ghosted 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mind blown!
Aussie thing 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What a punchable mouth
Priorities 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There hasn’t been 23 school shootings what is this person on another planet or something?
Great awareness 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As an introvert,id be expert at listening
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Kid playing bumper cars alone 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I've done that once when I was younger. Wanted to learn how to drive without kids crashing into my car.
Low flying wingsuit pilots 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fun fact most wing suitors you see in videos are already dead because this sport is insanely dangerous
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What to do with people like that..Any suggestions? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So....a hitman.
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But it could be a Velociraptor 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's 2018 and this is no longer a joke
Anyone else do this 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I pretend drive when I'm actually driving. Engine sounds revs and all
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Misunderstandings 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For "kangaroo", it's a myth that has been debunked in the 70's. Sorry to be that guy.
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I'm afraid 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is this what confuse ray shows you in pokemon
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More effective than any commercial 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This hit home. My dog molly, looks like the dog in the post. How cute. Good thing I no longer drink.
Anon’s gonna be an author 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The First Law Trilogy
A friendly reminder 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
At first I was like damn rude and then thought about a few seconds later. Hats off
Shame 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Aussie Aussie Aussie
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Misunderstandings 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's where the word kangaroo came from too
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Transparent glass toilet bowl 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I would like to have this toilet.
Not today 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
smart
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Feilx 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Am I the only one that sees Danny Devito? Lol
Bamboozled 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, this guest otter get better jokes then ;p
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Its kinda hot in Turkey 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Every year when I go to turkey to see my grandma, all the adorable stray cats r always coming up 2 me like they want to live w/ me or something. I just buy them food
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How long do snails sleep? 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You could always do it now.
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Anon’s gonna be an author 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Invisible Man by Ellison
Oh crap! It's a Thesaurus 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is an outrage. Period...LOL !
You dug your own grave 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In all fairness, all of her opponents were women.
The bubbles in this drink look like Europe and Asia 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thats really cool! I've always wanted to make a coffee table book of foods and drinks that look like other things. This is really awesome!
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Lego pattern 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Gotta be one f'in brick...
Never! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
its because adobe never has time to upgrade acrobat they spent it patching the 6 new 0 days they introduced with the last update
How many f...Ks does this grandma give? 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Working at an airport, i experience this kind of stuff daily...it gets really fucking irritating over time..
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