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Uh 18 comments
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· 6 years ago
So is unscriptedindulgence a gay guy or just somebody was in prison for a while?
Net fix and chill 1 comments
Chaotic (good) justice 26 comments
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· 6 years ago
The guy driving the car is wrong. He's like 9 on a 10 point scale. The dog killer, however, is like a 7. What did the dogs do to "deserve" what they got? Barked too much? Pooped somewhere? That's like a 3. I reserve my anger for someone who responds to a 3 with a 7, less so for a 9 on a 7. Still wrong, but if you escalate, you can't be surprised that someone escalated your escalation.
If someone says something you dislike, and you push that person, you've opened up the possibility that they will punch you. You don't get to go from words to pushing then complain that the other person went from pushing to punching.
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If someone says something you dislike, and you push that person, you've opened up the possibility that they will punch you. You don't get to go from words to pushing then complain that the other person went from pushing to punching.
Don’t be too excited 6 comments
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· 6 years ago
Notice that it said "Facebook friends." You can have thousands of those, but real life friends are like in single digits.
It's actuallynFacebook's misuse of the word friend. Should be "connection" or something to be honest, but that might not have grown it to a billion dollar business.
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It's actuallynFacebook's misuse of the word friend. Should be "connection" or something to be honest, but that might not have grown it to a billion dollar business.
Europe 10 comments
I feel better, thanks wife 11 comments
Le cry...Das whine 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Millennials' cries about not being handed high paying enjoyable work continues into their 20s.
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When you don’t have enough money, but you have legos 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
That's how we used to,play with Legos...we'd assemble all kinds of things using the basic bricks,Mather than assemble the one thing that a special set allowed you to make.
Good guy gordon 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Plot twist: The guy was in prison for poisoning some customers at the restaurant where he worked because he felt they were rude, too demanding, and one asked to "speak,to the manager." Oh, and some wouldn't get off their phones long enough to appreciate the cuisine he had lovingly prepared.
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Theresa kachindamoto 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
C'mon guys, let's value these other cultures. Diversity is our strength, right?
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Not the hero Gotham deserves 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Isn't complanning about the joke thing actually "an overreaction to an ultimately minor social annoyance?" Especially if it's not an original joke but you just repeating something you heard or read?
P R A N K E D 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The woman is distracted at the beginning, so she wouldn't know that the bike belonged to the guy who,stole her purse. Also, why would the guy not realize that he's leaving behind his bike? The better way would be to roll up on a stolen bike and leave it behind after grabbing the purse, but since the guy comes back, that's not the case.. This seems too fake to not be a setup.
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The Prime Minister of India doesn't care who you are, he just wants to hug you 29 comments
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· 6 years ago
Am I the only one who,isn't charmed by an old guynwhominsists on hugging everybody, even people he's meeting for the first time? A few pages back, a woman even wrote that this was her rationale for treating all men as if they were stalking her...because that one guy wanted to hug her (and she had just encountered him while walking her dog, so she seemed justified, at least in that case).
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Shark Tank chum 5 comments
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· 6 years ago
I think it's a good thing when people make all those grandiose claims. It lets you know immediately who's full of crap. It's like facial,tattoos...you can tell at a glance the people who "just ain't right."
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My political views 26 comments
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· 6 years ago
1. Then you must be against ILLEGAL immigrants, who commit a disproportionate number of murders.
2. Since Global Warming is caused by the sun's and the earth's natural cycles, how do,you propose to regulate that?
2. Since Global Warming is caused by the sun's and the earth's natural cycles, how do,you propose to regulate that?
Don't be mad at me for putting the truth out there 52 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
What a horrible idea...that people who use something should pay for the something that they use.
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The ruins of a Roman colony in Africa 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Ever notice that's there's no ancient AFRICAN culture in Africa? Except for Egypt, there's not much that got done or invented there.
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My phone would never go off 24 comments
Important message from a dad to society 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
When I've been out in public with any of my kids, it's *never* men that say "oh, you're taking care of the kids for your wife," or"how nice that you're babysitting today."
Guy goes absolutely insane after being rejected by a girl he loves over text 42 comments
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· 6 years ago
What are the chances that he's bigger and stronger than her? Like 99%? This is why we have concealed carry permits...to,give her a chance to level the playing field. If she chooses not to own and train with a firearm to protect herself, that's fine. But it should be her choice, because there's not many other ways she can have a chance to defend herself.
"When seconds count, the police are only minutes away."
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"When seconds count, the police are only minutes away."
Some will do it without being honked. 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"I will inconvenience myself so that I can inconvenience you to punish you for a minor rudeness. NYAH!"
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Powerful. 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
OK...Trump was the "less bad" choice in the last election. We can get rid of him in 2020, but had the Clinton Machine gotten in the Whitehouse, they'd have a stranglehold on the presidency through Hillary or one of their aparatchiks.
Honestly 6 comments
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· 6 years ago
The oil is a hell of a lot less dangerous than the empty carbs from the refined white flour that spikes your blood sugar signaling your body to retain the calories as fat.
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Elon Musk is creating zombies 3 comments
Witness from a North Korean defector 11 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
It's great to avoid the presence of overweight people. They've got, like, one in the whole country.
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Ignorance will ruin us 12 comments
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· 6 years ago
It sounds like he had....weapons of math instruction!
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(Cue "Won't Get Fooled Again.")
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(Cue "Won't Get Fooled Again.")
Dutch police hitting that blunt a bit too hard 13 comments
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· 6 years ago
I don't think the Dutch police have jurisdiction in Silicon Valley. I know it's cool to think that only Americans do,stupid things, but in this case it's another country trying to reduce shoplifting, not the US.
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Black vs white 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
It makes me wonder if the black guy said anything first, and this was the lame comeback.
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Mummified dog stuck in a tree. 14 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
This made me so disturbed...Imagining the poor thing getting stuck and then either suffocating or starving to death. Sorry to dump this on you, but it feels a little better knowing I'm not the only one. I figured the comments would be on the hilarity of this, but I'm glad to have been wrong.
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So distraught 13 comments
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· 6 years ago
That's about right for me as a US taxpayer. The MARGINAL rate hit 25% but only on the last few dollars. You pay 0% on the first ~18K (married filing jointly) and then 15% on the amount up to ~70K. There are deductions for the 10% I put in my 401k and the $6K I pay for health insurance. Then there's the standard deduction of 12000 and a 4050 each exemption for me and wife and two kids..
That's federal tax. I also pay state income tax and a county income tax. I also pay property tax on my home, and a state 7% sales tax on most of the stuff I buy, but not on groceries.
That's federal tax. I also pay state income tax and a county income tax. I also pay property tax on my home, and a state 7% sales tax on most of the stuff I buy, but not on groceries.
Here's Johnny 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
This was funny for months, but starting in 2018, that's completely inappropriate that he'd flirt with her without notarized written consent.
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Self reward is the best reward 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The one instance that I know,to be true where someone lost a wallet with an enormous amount of cash was when a family was fleeing a country after selling all they had. The guy who found it was just dopey enough to not even consider keeping it and returned the wallet. His opinion was that it wasn't his, so he wasn't out anything to return it. I guess the greedy person wants to keep the money because he won't get another chance like that.
I don't understand ride share opposition 21 comments
I don't understand ride share opposition 21 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
It was deemed to compete with taxi driver unions, which donate large sums to the people that make the laws.
A Tarantula Hawk Wasp Scorpion 27 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Actually, their bite is not harmful or painful.
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Their *sting*, however, will damn near kill ya'.
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Their *sting*, however, will damn near kill ya'.
Modern invaders 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
1. Just because we dislike the idea that one race may be, on average, more intelligent than another doesn't make it false.
2. The Nobel committee also awarded a Peace Prize to someone who hadn't done anything yet, but they gave it for what he "was going to do." Anybody remember who that was?
2. The Nobel committee also awarded a Peace Prize to someone who hadn't done anything yet, but they gave it for what he "was going to do." Anybody remember who that was?
But can it respect women? 18 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
You know who won't use those? Women. They want someone to,listen to their stories of all the people you don't know or care about that they met at the store, or who you've never even heard of that they talked about with those people at the store.
You know who will use those unstoppable bionic penises? Gay guys. Put an unstoppable bionic sphincter on the back, and you'll sell a million.
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You know who will use those unstoppable bionic penises? Gay guys. Put an unstoppable bionic sphincter on the back, and you'll sell a million.
It's not just millennials 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Who is more of a deterrent to Kim? A guy who you're afraid might actually use nukes, or Obama and Clinton who gave tons of concessions and got nothing in return, and gave a couple generations of N Korean dictators one last chance...about two,dozen times?
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My 3 year old son said that 3 comments
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· 6 years ago
Who fuels hatred?
Many people, especially conservatives: We need to control our country's borders and not allow just anybody in. We need to not accept those who came ILLEGALLY.
Other people, especially liberals: You're A racist! Also, a bigoted islamophobe!
Antifa and college students: Beat up people they consider "Nazis" or hold different views from them because Nazis use violence to squelch tolerance. Vandalize and destroy property of others in protest of Trump because, in their words, "Trump is so 'divisive.'"
It seems like it's someone else who fuels hatred.
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Many people, especially conservatives: We need to control our country's borders and not allow just anybody in. We need to not accept those who came ILLEGALLY.
Other people, especially liberals: You're A racist! Also, a bigoted islamophobe!
Antifa and college students: Beat up people they consider "Nazis" or hold different views from them because Nazis use violence to squelch tolerance. Vandalize and destroy property of others in protest of Trump because, in their words, "Trump is so 'divisive.'"
It seems like it's someone else who fuels hatred.
Need more men like this 73 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"We need more guys like this:" Anynody can SAY "I'd do this and that considerate thing," but,doing it is an entirely different thing.
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Deal with it 1 comments
Probable cause 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Not only is the joke funny, they poke fun at everything rather than having to be PC.
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Hello my friend 2 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Luckily there aren't any charities that need 14 million dollars. But, George agitates for more government funding and control of everything.
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Oh well 40 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The Roman Empire IS recreated...overlay a map of the Roman Empire at its peak onto today's European Union (EEC). One currency, commonied laws governing business all the way down to acceptable rate of farm tractor windshield wiper wiping...
There really are two kinds of people in the world. 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"Speaking your mind" is great, but it doesn't mean your mouth has to excrete every thought or partial thought that occurs to,you.
What husbands are for 19 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Google "Jane Fonda view nam war traitor" and read how she betrayed the American soldiers and especially prisoners of war, who she said were being treated well which we know is a complete falsehood.
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Relax 11 comments
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· 6 years ago
What happens when I see mugs or shirts with this kind of message:
I think "cool, I can joke around with her using double entendres and language that's past PG-13, and we'll connect and have a rollicking conversation."
What really happens:
"Ewww, that's gross. Your language isn't appropriate. How dare you assume I want to have that kind of conversation with someone!" (Despite the first interaction from her being about getting fucked in the ass, and not even a double entendre but right there in your face.)
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I think "cool, I can joke around with her using double entendres and language that's past PG-13, and we'll connect and have a rollicking conversation."
What really happens:
"Ewww, that's gross. Your language isn't appropriate. How dare you assume I want to have that kind of conversation with someone!" (Despite the first interaction from her being about getting fucked in the ass, and not even a double entendre but right there in your face.)