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More like self-defeating. She would just moan about cramps until she whined herself to death.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And girls wonder why nobody wants them in the army.

Don't worry, there is such a thing as terminal velocity so the shit will stop getting faster at a certain point (pretty slow) so it would only splat on their head instead.

tired of shit black people too

Well aren't you a clever cookie.

Gay does still equal negative in many people's minds (especially children) whether you like it or not. Just Sayin'

Suicidal people are not often thinking rationally. They want to end their lives. They don't just want to do something else. Many of them have a mental illness. What you are basically saying is they should buck up and look on the bright side and it will all get better. This is just as ignorant as the original comparison made in the picture. What I think you are trying to say is people who tell others that they are "suicidal" just to get attention should stop whining and complaining. I agree with this a little bit more. Attention seeking whores are some of my least favourite people.

Are you a girl?

Yeah its not technically a poison; it causes kidney damage instead, which is why smaller dogs suffer more.

It causes kidney damage so the damage is cumulative (builds up over time) unless they have a massive amountin one go which might kill them quicker. So you can look forward to a long period of suffering for your dog at the end of its life because of its chocolate habit.

Jaywalking is illegal in the whole of america. Which is stupid. However in places like New York it is so hard to police the rule that they don't even bother.

Errrrrr. Wrong. Bandaid - - - -- Plaster. Bandage equals bandage.

Pants ------ Trousers. This has always pissed me off greatly . . . .

Converse aren't trainers. Trainers are trainers. Running shoes are trainers. But converse aren't trainers.

Americans, Dumb as fuck since 1776.

more like. . . . acutely sad. Am I right?

But you could just as easily be disgustingly ugly. We will never know. . . .