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Man has good taste 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I'll always love you, mom.
I just got cancer because of this 33 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Don't you say fuck, you fucking dumb fuck. You'll go to fucking Hell even faster by fucking saying it.
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This is what a polar bear's butt look like 4 comments
F**k with this counselling theory 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Selling your soul to Satan is roughly equal to pi (314 % = 3.14). So, geometry and trigonometry is satanic. I KNEW IT.
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Purses and wallets made of legal Venezuelan currency. This is what hyperinflation looks li 9 comments
This is why cash is king 4 comments
Napkin puns compilation 11 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
These pants could be named Jesus, because they always talk in... oops, this joke does work in French, where the words for "parabola" and "parable" are the same, but not in English. *le sigh*
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Tequila makes a convincing argument 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"No need to buy more N stickers. Pretty sure inverted U's will do." ~also tequila
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Soon to be 5 19 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
It has been proven that it's even a bad idea to make more than one movie about this bad idea.
Injuries at annual cheese rolling contest 2018 in UK 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
People have the right to do dangerous and hurtful things for their own fun, and other people have the right to find it legitimately amusing. Don't be such a cold fish :)
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Johnny Knoxville recalls all the injuries of his career. That last one is by far the worst 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"Was it all worth it? ...yes, it was worth it."
Of course, it was: this guy has never shown any real comedic talent but still wanted to become famous in the entertainment business, so... doing stupid shit that may or may not injure him was kind of his only career option.
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Of course, it was: this guy has never shown any real comedic talent but still wanted to become famous in the entertainment business, so... doing stupid shit that may or may not injure him was kind of his only career option.
Sounds like a lot of people I know 14 comments
When you're not sure who they called 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The elderly people here will get some "What Is Love? with Jim Carrey" flashbacks :)
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Checkmate flat earth society 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"Prove once and for all"? It's already been proven. Flat Earthers are scientifically illiterate and globally delusional anyways.
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Please, just put me back 4 comments
"Play the Imperial March" 5 comments
Alien advice 2 comments
Someone please remind me.. 11 comments
Oldie but a goldie 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
"Vive la France", by and starring French "comedian" Michael Youn. Pretty bad movie overall.
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Magnetic levitating globe 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The future is now, old man.
(Also, I love when they get a sheet of paper just for the three people in the world that have no idea what "magnetic" means.)
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(Also, I love when they get a sheet of paper just for the three people in the world that have no idea what "magnetic" means.)
It's true 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I know that person that needs me and hopes I will never leave her, and I still feel like shit.
Realistic 56 comments