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Man has good taste 9 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I'll always love you, mom.

Fake outrage 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Dear Kevin Hart,
Go f*ck yourself.
Sincerely.

Did you know you can add a caption to an image? Cool 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Best. Movie. Ever.

I just got cancer because of this 33 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Don't you say fuck, you fucking dumb fuck. You'll go to fucking Hell even faster by fucking saying it.

Some people would actually believe this 7 comments

guest · 6 years ago

It's ham.

This is what a polar bear's butt look like 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Did I really want to know ?
...actually, I kind of did.

F**k with this counselling theory 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Selling your soul to Satan is roughly equal to pi (314 % = 3.14). So, geometry and trigonometry is satanic. I KNEW IT.

Purses and wallets made of legal Venezuelan currency. This is what hyperinflation looks li 9 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Isn't defacing money illegal even in Venezuela?

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Can't even be a loser 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

As in "you're mom gay". Easy as ABC.

Incrdible Shorts 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

How many tries for this one? Impressive!

This is why cash is king 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

-(202*sqrt(2)+135*log(3-2*sqrt(2)))/16 is a really weird PIN.

Napkin puns compilation 11 comments

guest · 6 years ago

These pants could be named Jesus, because they always talk in... oops, this joke does work in French, where the words for "parabola" and "parable" are the same, but not in English. *le sigh*

I feel uncomfortable 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Has science gone too far?

Tequila makes a convincing argument 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"No need to buy more N stickers. Pretty sure inverted U's will do." ~also tequila

Soon to be 5 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

It has been proven that it's even a bad idea to make more than one movie about this bad idea.

Injuries at annual cheese rolling contest 2018 in UK 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

People have the right to do dangerous and hurtful things for their own fun, and other people have the right to find it legitimately amusing. Don't be such a cold fish :)

Glow-in-the-dark ink 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

No dickbutt drawing? I am disappointed.

Johnny Knoxville recalls all the injuries of his career. That last one is by far the worst 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"Was it all worth it? ...yes, it was worth it."
Of course, it was: this guy has never shown any real comedic talent but still wanted to become famous in the entertainment business, so... doing stupid shit that may or may not injure him was kind of his only career option.

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Sounds like a lot of people I know 14 comments

guest · 6 years ago

As a math teacher, I can assure this sounds like an awful lot of students...

When you're not sure who they called 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

The elderly people here will get some "What Is Love? with Jim Carrey" flashbacks :)

Checkmate flat earth society 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"Prove once and for all"? It's already been proven. Flat Earthers are scientifically illiterate and globally delusional anyways.

Please, just put me back 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"I've seen some shit you wouldn't believe. Please end this."

"Play the Imperial March" 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"Play the chorus from Closer by Nine Inch Nails."
...now that's a problem.

Alien advice 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

No one likes being choked TO DEATH. Neither the humans, nor the turtles.

Someone please remind me.. 11 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Same. I only did that twice in my life, and now I have to type with my nose.

Oldie but a goldie 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

"Vive la France", by and starring French "comedian" Michael Youn. Pretty bad movie overall.

At least she recognised her mistake and is owning it 10 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Well thought out, girl.

A little Sunday morning inspiration . . 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Still fake, but still funny.

Scary lasagna 7 comments

guest · 6 years ago

What exact species of horse is this?

Magnetic levitating globe 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

The future is now, old man.
(Also, I love when they get a sheet of paper just for the three people in the world that have no idea what "magnetic" means.)

It's true 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I know that person that needs me and hopes I will never leave her, and I still feel like shit.

100% of criminals were once children. Reduce children. Reduce crime 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I did not find the "How to grow bonsai children" on Wikihow. Disappointing.

Realistic 56 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Still, there were female soldiers, so that no one fucks with history here.

So what's yours? 12 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Mine is fridge.