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Dude. After that, he deserved to get away. Wow.

That. Was. Freaking. ADORABLE.

Cars will explode when you shoot the gas tank.
Hiding behind a table will stop a bullet.
You can smother someone in less than a minute with a pillow.
You can actually catch up to the love of your life by running alongside a moving train.
Poor young people can live in 1,500 SF apartments in the middle of Manhattan.
Being caught in the freezing rain together makes you want to kiss.
The dorky, awkward girl instantaneously gets super hot once she takes off her glasses and lets her hair down.
The magic amulet that the sagacious old man gave you wasn’t a good luck charm but your belief in yourself all along.
People actually slow clap after a heartfelt monologue in front of a crowd.
People actually make heartfelt monologues in front of a crowd.
Meet-cutes actually happen in real life.
Good guys always win.

Thank you, @spookykink. In case anyone was wondering, when your brain goes on autopilot, that’s called ‘microsleep’.

You’ve come and gone far too soon.

Those cops look like the only thing they’re about to serve is themselves another box of doughnuts.