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Somebody call 911 on her 22 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The “ain’t nobody have the time for that” was actually funny. This is just fucked up.
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Spoon needs to turn down the sass a little 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Already? Or finally?
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For quick shit 26 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Im kind of imagining it going from the back all the way to the front for... y’know...
Here lies.. 92 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Here lies guest. She wasn’t going to come over.
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:notlikethis: 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
“How old is timmy again?”
“Darren, he just graduated high school.”
“Right, right. And how old do you have to be to graduate high school?”
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Did I stutter? 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
(Needs more toads)
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*stirs couldron*
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Awesome graphics 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Imagine it in VR.
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High voltage taser 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
You have a lot of good stories :)
You think face swaps are funny? 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
And trump looks like the rich grandmother who drinks vodka, lives in a mansion with her 3 boyfriends, and has a hidden deep sadness and regret to be revealed in the final arc
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Slow down 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That is my new favorite insult. Thank you for that.
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Fake butt 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The street warped around her ass
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Evil shoes 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It’s not half-bad, it’s whole bad.
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Why not? 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The only reason I think the story is fake is because the girl had a panic attack over it. Doesn’t seem that plausible over tally marks.
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What's the worst joke you've ever heard? Now you know 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Oh man, that’s so adorable. Did everyone laugh?
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Good guy Bichelangelo 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Differently
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Who's hungry? 13 comments
guest · 3 years ago
No, they’ve gotta be from dr... du... durarara!
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Just the little things 14 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Stop assuming th almonds gender.
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Fail 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I thought it was egg...
Who's the chick? 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Hogsmeade?
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Buy this gun 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I wonder how lethal it is
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Avenger? I barely even know her! 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
“...so for the third time this week, Iron Man has crash landed onto your car?”
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Love finds you 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
No, she fell on a car.
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Happiness is more important 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Not true. With a parent like mine, if you get bad grades, you sure as hell won’t be happy.
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Well played 55 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Are you perhaps Stanley Yelnats?
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Wasn't aware one could get arrested for doing a public service 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The real question is, why does she have a selfie book?
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Miracle!! 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I think the point was that if it was truly a miracle she wouldn’t have died, by burning or otherwise.
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Not mine... But funny. 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
But did he get the rupees?
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Lucky it wasn't a pesky emu 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
(Actual cannibal Shia labeouf)
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Jackoffbot is gay 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The anime was made by a man, so what he made made you cum. So then if technically he made you cum, then his parents also must’ve made you cum because they made him. So then his parents’ parents also made you cum and
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Funsub needs to learn to chill 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I’m not your pal, buddy!
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That's a story for the grandchildren 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Well, I don’t know anything about that, but if this was 24 years ago maybe they didn’t have that then?
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Experience japanese wood joinery 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Wood joinery you say?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Floating flower pot 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It’s an important quest item that you’ll need later.
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I'm not dating her yet, just BFFs 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Well, he said “yet,” so...
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You sound just like your damn faaathhhherrrrr 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Do I look like I’m made of money? (feat. dad)
Stop playing video games all day (feat. dad)
You have school in the morning, go to sleep
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Actually I loved Christin Milioti as Ted's wife 14 comments
guest · 3 years ago
...now I am really curious about what you have to say. Could you elaborate?
Interesting thought 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Unfortunately, not all books have blurbs on the back.
They have those goddamn fucking reviews.
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JUST LEAVE ME 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That’s when I knew I was growing up. My magical teleporting powers left.
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Whos cutting onions? 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
You are taking the damn cat to uni.
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When you hate someone too much 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
When you hate something TWO much
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