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You know how you can comment "LMFAO" even though you barely giggled?
Not the case here: I want to state that I have been crying watching this video, because I have been literally crying. How beautiful.

My epitaph will read "I told you to just yeet me into a hole, dammit."

Average income tax in Denmark in this pay range: about 45%.
Average income tax in the US of A in this pay range: around 12%.
So, the Dane earns about $11 per hour, gets free education and a $900 monthly salary while studying, 32 paid weeks of parental leave, free health care, and so on. Meanwhile, the American earns around $8 per hour, and that's about it.
This comment is full of shit.

Never don't not get an education.

"Some people have murdered way more than three prostitutes in their life, which is why my client should be acquitted.
- Hey, that makes sense."

*weedizzle

Hmmmm, fuck Machiavel, definitely on Rousseau's side here!

This meme format has reached its ultimate peak. This is a masterpiece <3

stray-suh-nur must be really fucking fun at parties.

One of these articles again. Also, drinking two cups of coffee a day is the secret to immortality.

Making your kids call the police for nothing is probably a federal crime, but hey.

Broobs Waymb.

"Love is in the air".
Welp, no air in space, so...

This smells like shit that never happened, but I'll still give this the benefit of the doubt because it's a really beautiful little story and I was completely cutting some onions while I read it.

"anos" and "años" are not pronounced the same way, so... that's something.

"We need to help people in need." Every politician
"Everything in our cities should state 'Fuck the homeless'." Also every politician

This stock photo, like every stock photo, seems to exist for the sole reason of becoming a meme, because I cannot imagine this picture making any fucking sense.

There is something I don't get in this, and this is a serious question from me: why are we so amazed when famous people commit acts of kindness? A lot of people are kind and compassionate, so... do we collectively think that celebrities must be absolute dicks, and need to be reassured that some of them are not?

Young children would naturally act as "transgender" if their education makes it possible for them, because genders are a social construct by which they are unaffected until they are exposed to it. No boy cares about wearing pink before they learn by the douches who were there before them (i.e. us) that pink is a girly color. No girl refuses to play with toy cars before they are taught that "cars are for boys".
Calling your child "transgender" because of that? That's pretty ridiculous. Stating that you want to help minimize the social violence exerted by gender constructs and ambient misogyny, and that the first step in this direction is letting your child do what-the-fuck-ever s-he wants? Yes, by all means.

This account should be called "Pretty Funny But Still A Dick".

I'm so glad that retards can marry.

Centrifugal force creates a perfect work of art

Also, $100 were a huuuuuge deal of money until the day I first earned $100 at once and spent it in a few microseconds. That was the day I grew out of innocence, the day my inner child flew away and I became an adult.

Technically, writing this somewhere on the Internet instead of doing anything else during these few minutes is already a choice that has repercussions on your whole life. That's terrifying, and in the same time, it's a fundamental empowerment. You have a huge responsability in choosing what you do at any given time, and it's an incredible freedom and a huge opportunity for evolution.

Maybe she does not pay for her food. Also, funny thing to know, just so that you stop misjudging: the poorest tend to be the fattest in our societies, because the nutritional values of cheap food are terrible.

The Ministry of Silly Walks approves.

I'll take shit that never happ-- oops, this meme died two years ago.

"Nuclear fusion is threatening the lifespan of your CPU. Thank you for your attention."

Maybe 'Just don't be a dick' would be clearer to everyone.

Everyone above the age of 8. These "Who else" posts are becoming ridiculous?
"Who else grew up learning the alphabet?"

If you just take a post from Nein Gag and put it here, at least change the title. The corn thing has not taken here.

Thanks for circling the funny stuff. Would never have found that by myself.

...to avoid a lot of pain when you have to run.

Where's that sausage gif?

"Do you have tomato juice, please?.. Hey, what are you doing with that knife?
- iT's CoMiNG rIgHt AwAYYyyYyYYY-- AOUCH!"

Well, that's clever.

If you want to lose your child, this is the perfect place.

Is the Women World Cup advertised as much? Do we talk about women playing soccer? No, because we still think that most sports, including soccer, are a man's thing.

"lived through"? He committed suicide because of his diseases and the pain of his treatments.

Is that the guy who sang "You'le Beautifur"?

No, it's not. When my grades were bad, I would still have food and a place to live.

This douchebag started writing his angry comment after 3 minutes and 1 second, I guess... Check the times.