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guest · 5 years ago

As a Texan I can confirm

guest · 5 years ago

My problem is that it's usually a very good day. But there's always a terrible 45 minutes at the end of it that colors my mood for at least an hour or two.

Free MTG Pick-up Line 1 comments

guest · 6 years ago

You tap lands to produce mana. You don't tap mana.

First aid, self defence and so on. 30 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I'm a high school sociology teacher. I just finished teaching my students about "the Family in Sociology". And I can tell you that from a Functionalist viewpoint, almost all 10 of those things are the responsibility of the Family.

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Vader's armor 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

But how does he pee?

Now the police can't chase either 1 comments

guest · 6 years ago

But the cops will be forced to stand and salute instead of arresting the suspects.

Protection 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

That hamster is safe. Nothing touching that hamster. That pupper is too scary.

Will it fix? 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

This hits hard, man.

Try it! 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Cursed doggo

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Cucumber vs watermelon 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

There is absolutely no good part of a cucumber. Get TF outta here with that stuff.

Accidental escher 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Aaaaaaah brain hurt

Wreiched 56 comments

guest · 6 years ago

They have just as much history with it as the rest of the confederacy. Texas has never seriously considered or threatened secession.

Wreiched 56 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Oh yeah. Lots of US schools say the Pledge of Allegiance every day, but as far as I can tell only Texas makes kids the state pledge too.

Faceswapped dog and cat 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Cursed Image

Badlands national park - south dakota 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Oh my god. And I thought Zion was beautiful...

Good idea, bad execution 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

This is why you don't let Ditto copy people.

It would be great 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I wanna girl with a foul mind but some goooooooooooood... grammar.

What have we become 26 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I don't have a problem with kids playing Fortnite. I have a problem with kids playing fortnite during school instead of doing their work.

No heroine for me 11 comments

guest · 6 years ago

This is a wonderful new meme format.

Finished cup of coffee looks like the moon 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

That's no moon... it's a space station!

Dave Grohl is an amazing tipper with a good sense of humor 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

And can't add for crap.

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I still love Ray 14 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Oh please. Nobody watched any star trek after next generation.

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Damn millenials 7 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I'm not. I teach high school, and Gen Z are so incredibly insufferable.

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I don't remember how to do the same math 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

As a high school teacher I can tell you this is a major problem with students today. Any reading longer than a paragraph and they just won't read it.

Forget it 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Imagine how depressing it is if you're a teacher like me.

My favourite superhero! 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

He doesn't even look like he's really there

My favourite superhero! 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Ugh, that CGI has aged so badly.

Grade a psychiatrist 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Genius

Understatements 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Watson and Crick stole Rosalind Franklin's work and never gave her credit for her findings which was instrumental in discovering the structure of DNA. Screw them.

It's an antique 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Warm milk was a hangover cure at the time. That much I know.