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That's doubly ironic, Since the Clintons have had more people killed than candidate Trump.

Even the toilet bowl is giant.

Maybe one solace is that even when one decade's prospects for something--earnings, job prospects, home ownership, investment returns--are stacked against you ON AVERAGE, there are plenty of people who do well for themselves by getting to work and making the most of what they have rather than dwelling on what they don't have or what takes a little more effort than for another group of people.

Also, when I needed to fix something on my car or house, I went to the library to look at a book (possibly outdated) to learn how to fix or update the thing. Then, I went to the store and paid list price or ordered from a toll free number and waited six weeks for the whatever to arrive. Now, I go online and someone has kindly posted a video showing exactly what I need to know, and ordering online means the item will arrive in about two days...and I'll pay half of what I used to. The last time I bought a car, I got several dealers to send me their best price via email, and went to buy w/o hassle

That's a load-bearing decoration.

If there's equal opportunity, there'll always be large inequalities in outcomes. Part of that is due to random chance & statistical distribution, but also a large part is due to effort.

There are many types of cookies I prefer to Girl Scout cookies, at a fourth the cost per ounce.

Right...right...you can't afford a house on your salary after earning your Women's Studies degree or Art History or Modern Dance, but,of,course it's someone else's fault. Probably the generation that includes the two people still paying your cell phone bill.

"Students have it SO hard..." Wait 'til you get a job that depends on plenty of other (not necessarily reliable) people, and are responsible for not only yourself but your family as well. You'll understand why adults look back at high school and college so wistfully.

When we get to that point, maybe we can also have a villain who just happens to be LGBTXYZ+ without "the community" getting up in arms because one of them is protrayed in someone less than a glowing light.

This post has a real life lesson...you can't make fun of most groups, or even point out the truth about them, but you can always assign blame to white males.

Where did Jesus promise to get rid of wicked people?

I mean, people take biblical stuff out of context all the time to support a view that they already wanted to believe, but this is really mistaken.

Well, murdering 6 million people and bringing nearly the entire world into a war is equal to a president who won't do all the stuff you want, like pay for inefficient government programs to transfer wealth from some people that you don't think deserve it to others that you feel deserve it more, allowing you to feel good about causes that you are "for" but don't actually comtribute to monetarily or with time volunteering.

Also, a map,ofcountries that have put a man on the moon.

Give a re-wedding present of an IOU, and ask why.

I was at a book/movie store with holes like that in the booths in the back. There were NOT wholesome young ladies on the other side, however.

Lemme guess...it's an artifact or something so the kid doesn't get any of the money.

Can't help but notice that the improvement(like MANY others) occurs once the Democrat majority in Comgress was lost, and Republicans had control of Congress.

Adolf Hitler on Christianity:
“Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.”
“The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges : the pox and Christianity.”

Great example of a Christian, OP.

If I identify as a minority, can I be eligible for scholarships intended for them?

I'll take the unpopular opinion that people who wear flip flops out in public are slobs. So on top of everything else, he has kicked off his flip flops to make himself even more comfortable looking like this.

That's the thing--if you judge people for "cultural appropriation" and whateverphobia for every damn thing that regular people do, you're going to get it back from someone more extreme than you, and feels more compulsion to "defend" a group that he/she/whatever isn't even a part of.

"You could be something that doesn't even exist yet..."

I find that pretty profound. We didn't use to have 3D printing experts or,social media advertising specialists. A generation ago engineers didn't design computer parts, wireless routers or cell phones or cell phone towers/networks. Grandpa grandpa didn't have peers who were rocket scientists or even overnight delivery expedites because FedEx etc. didn't exist. It's weird to think about the jobs there'll be in 20 years that don't exist now, or at least are extremely rare.

When these athletes overact like that, they may or may not get a penalty called on the other player...but do they think that there aren't cameras on them, and it will eventually come out how they're such a big pussy?

Reverse the genders and imagine the outrage you'd trigger.

Barbie has had careers as an astronaut, business woman, scientist...psshhh, all kinds of other stuff. She may TALK a certain way because it's expected, but she actually must be pretty sharp, don't you think?

OK, I know this is a joke, and not to read too much into it, BUT:
Do you feel inferior to my electronics design skills, or do you realize that particular job is "my thing," and I have a master's degree in engineering plus support of other people like draftsmen, test engineers, etc.? If you spent 40+ hours a week on your looks and had a support team of makeup artists and people who make sure the clothes are perfectly tailored for your particular shape, would you feel less like an orangutan?

Finally, those models are built to show off the clothes, and it's not necessarily the most attractive build otherwise. Yes, lots of guys like curves. Lots of guys like the girl who likes us, regardless of her lack of perfection. We look at a Ferrari as a piece of art, but don't want to be stuck paying for all the unrealistic costs and frequent breakdowns it incurs.

-It really DOES save me $250 to make this purchase!
-I can't figure out why I don't have money to save or buy a house with. It must be the baby boomer generation's fault somehow.

Behead those who insult Islam or The Prophet!

-Waaaahhhhh...people make laws that I dislike. It restricts what I want to do!
-Here's my idea for some great laws: punish people for doing stuff I don't like.

How TF is that chemistry? "Some atoms share electrons. How does that make you feel?"
(Answer question unless triggered in some way.)

1. I'm furious that a man would think I need something explained to me, and then "mansplain" it to me.

2. I like to,pretend I don't understand something, requiring more and more basic explanation.

Repeat.

Dad: Hey teenager of mine, come help me change the tire on the car (which i paid for, pay to insure and do maintenance on, but is usually called "your car" because your mother and I got it so you could travel conveniently)
Teenager: <eye roll>

Dad: Hey Teenager, come help me fix the water heater.
Teenager: Ughhhh...daaaad...I'm doing homework (continues to do 10 minutes of homework that stretches out to two hours because of simultaneously being on phone, surfing web sites, answering texts, and watching a movie).

Dad: Hey teenager, come with me to help a friend put in a deck, then we'll grill some steaks on his gas grill.
Teenager: But daàad, I have stuff I have to do.

Also teenager: Nobody ever teaches us important life skills!

That's amazing how it evolved to be superior to 79 other kinds of butterflies.

"Dating" may be a construct of the patriarchy, held over from the long period of time when men/boys could earn much more money than women/girls, but I can't help but notice that it's been retained long past that time merely because it results in free food and entertainment for the latter.

This post is terrible, because it deviates from the "Americans are the stupid ones both at home and in foreign countries" narrative.

Imagine the "oh mooooooooommmmmm" and eyeroll,when told to get off the phone/iPad/co,puter/TV and go,out to play. It'd be the same whining and excuses as put forth by today's teens when asked to do a chore or help out in some way.

Scientists? The same people that, when someone says something that's difficult to believe, the overriding factor is "Scientists say so?"

"Waaahhhh....the Seahag *I* wanted didn't get elected. That means that everyone must've made a mistake. I need my safe space."

Well, Olive Oyl sure isn't b*n*r inspiring, and if she wore her regular clothes to bed it's going to be even more difficult for Popeye to work up any...errrr..."interest."

"Be the girl who exasperates the teacher and prevents the other kids from learning what their parents are paying for."