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Who stole Marshall Mather's family picture album?

“It is probably not a news flash to tell you the Dutch are really, really good at speed skating. All but five of the 110 medals they’ve won have been on the speed skating oval. Now, ‘Why are they so good?’ you may be asking yourselves. Because skating is an important mode of transportation in a city like Amsterdam which sits at sea level. As you all know, it has lots of canals that can freeze in the winters. So, for as long as those canals have existed, the Dutch have skated on them to get from place to place, to race each other, and also to have fun.”
Katie Couric 2018 Olympics observation

Female Mexican wrestlers

Ringwraiths

Where did the thermostat go? It used to be here over the DVD stand. Duh.....

Secretly... plotting your demise

Dinner .....

The truth also is I don't know how to take my own selfie

Insert Giorgio A. Tsoukalo picture. "Libtards"

Must be a GA thing

I'm trying honestly not to read too much into this posting

You're the one who wanted to visit Petco

That's right bitches .. Bring it

Now kiss me darling

Hug someone now!

That episode of Six Feet Under was a riot.

Laboratory tests confirmed a theory that wrinkly fingers improve our grip on wet or submerged objects, working to channel away the water like the rain treads in car tires.

Gotta love CNN

Black nail polish - he's so metal

Thus should not have migrated to FS IMHO

Destruction of company property? I hope the boss took responsibility

The Dems will eternally scratch their heads on how they got "out foxed" on this deal.

Put a wallet in her mouth and call 911

A deer in headlights? Too funny that a reporter took pictures of his binder notes targeting Apples Cook and Amazon.

She is the chosen one

Rubbernecker

Looks like a trap to me

Should read, "typical Hollywood closet homo"

If kids continue to pay attention to these clowns, they will NEVER go away

Watashi wa sore no tame ni ochita

Poor baby

Are pants worn under the gowns they wear?

Damn. They start so young

Couldn't find any MLK pics on the anniversary of his assassination?

So what I'm gonna do, is carefully sneak up on him, and jam my thumb in his butthole! Crikey!

Wot????

attention whores "R" Us

Ackshually, he isn't. Hell is his punishment. He will not be cast into the lake of fire until the end of time, along with everyone else who rejected God. Hell was created for Satan and his angels only. Humans send themselves to help along with him.

The beauty is that many people will continue to ask "why" for a long time instead of just accepting that it ackshually happened.

I watched our biology teacher feeds rats to snakes in school. What's the difference?

He's like a bad case of Hillary herpes. Will not go away

He'll NO!