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And I can't believe you're still with that uglyass Jada.

Nope, that's yours, you keep it.

holy crap she has a giant ass. and not in a good way, if there is such a thing.

Looks like one of the houseguests gonna be on Big Brother this summer.

GROSS!!!!

Caffeinated ham??

I don't get it.

Dealer looked me almost in the face and told me the 2006 PT Cruiser I bought from them 14 months ago for $3750 was worth $297 as a trade-in.

damn - they've got Kettle chips in Pepperoncini. Hard to find around here.

Can we please see the response?

Impossible, saliva would have killed it unless it JUST GOT THERE a minute ago.

I was worried about killer bees.

Gross. Can't stand the guy.

It's not even real. Don't waste your money.

and scraping the gunk off the rollers with your fingernail.

A terrible tool in the hands of a perfectionist - because once you've done the driveway...the road beckons. :(

I have a t-shirt that says that.

welp - not any more.

Whoever invented that shitty haircut should be shot.

Reminds me of the time I told a boss that I'd had for two months - "wow - you've got two different colored eyes!" As if he hadn't known that his whole life. smh

Aw man - I'm gonna have to do that for my daughters. :) :) :)

So beautiful - it would make an awesome jigsaw puzzle.