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...WHY CRUEL WORLD!!!!!??? *sobs*

We did not evolve from monkeys! But we did evolve, and share an ancestor. Monkeys are our cousins.

This is my father...

And sometimes you put them in your fucking books Stephen king.

Omg my dad would kill me dressing like that (I'm in 8th grade). Like, I don't own anything for than a few inches above my knee (maybe 5 at most?) and nothing low cut... It's incredibly stupid. We have to dress out in PE and their are constantly people like this taking picture of themselves half naked and posting it on Facebook, and we've had 3 drug busts and 6 fights this year. I'm really glad I was raised to be a nerdy person. I mean, dating, sex, inappropriate clothes... they do realize we're only 13&14 right? I don't think they do. It really annoys me, and I really worry about the kind of place my brother's going to when he's older (he's 8) cuz he's really submissive and quiet and has the if you can't beat them join them attitude. I'm just kind of enjoying myself with a few other people on the sidelines like "So... Who are you auditioning for in the sound of music Sally? I wanna be the baroness, but she's a soprano, so maybe the head nun."

... WANT

I stared at it for like 10 min. all like, what? And then I saw and actually jumped and my 9 year old brother is now mad at me for saying "Holy shit!"

My friend has this chart and I'm an actress so whenever I get a main role in a show she makes my boyfriend, parents, and friends who see it follow the chart by how I portrayed the role and/or what role I got, and I often get extremely mixed bunches cuz they put them all together.

Once, when I was like 5, I had just learned that we got money when my mom or dad died, and my mom fell off a latter about an hour later (changing the lightbulbs on the REALLY high ceilings in our house as the time) and she passed out and decided she was dead and said, "Looks like we're going to be richer tonight. Can I have a Barbie doll house?" And my dad was like "uuuummmm..." And I used to say they I heard voices at nice and once we found something scratched into my wall. I forgot what it said, but something like "Do not be at peace" or something. We THINK I did it but I was once again really little so I don't remember. I was a creepy child.

COME BACK JACK!!! I STILL LOVE YOU!!!

I really want all of their dresses. Ex specially Internet explorers. Those are the kinds of dresses I would have in my dream wardrobe. Also, Firefox looks a lot like me and appears to have my taste (When I was little I had a white boa that I thought I had to wear with EVERYTHING and even now I could have so much fun prancing around with a boa)

Damn it Obie Wan, that's Han Solo's line, not yours!

They spend more one prison food than they do on school lunches. The government is stupid, but we already knew that.

Of course Jhonney Depp doesn't age, he's a fucking vampire!

At my school we can't wear anything 3 inches above the knee even if we are wearing legging or pants under them/it. Or anything sleeveless/ not t-shirt or longer, nothing that's low cut even if not showing boobs. Or flip-flops, heels

Bruce Lee was the most badass guy ever.

But you wouldn't get to eat... It's not worth it.

OMG I LOOK BETTER WITHOUT MAKEUP THAN J-LO!!! And, like, 3 others, but I don't care as much about them.

Awww, Moon Moon you're not insane- your cute and dorky!!!

What kind of girl expects people to do this anymore? Most won't, exspecially the kind of guy that goes out with girls like that. I had friend-zoned (unknowingly) my bf for a little over a year and now we pull out our own chairs, pay our own meals, open our own doors, and are most of the time playing video games together, therefore insulting each other-LOVINGLY.