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When you'd rather be a squib 1 comments
guest · 1 minute ago
Is that... Is that danisnotonfire?
Chubby dude 7 comments
guest · 1 day ago
I noticed it too but I don't know what ddlg means
I'm 23yo and I still do that 8 comments
guest · 2 days ago
Yeah because it's so important to credit BuzzFeed, of all places. Their content is always 100% original and they never steal from YouTubers or other authors, ever.
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Wow, I was tricked 18 comments
guest · 2 days ago
I mean it's not a bad point to make but first of all, the white text is almost illegible over her white shirt, and also the boy is put more to the center of the billboard while the girl is to the side, almost out of the frame. It could make for a very a good campaign if it wasn't so poorly executed.
I'm 23yo and I still do that 8 comments
guest · 2 days ago
Same but my dad would actually criticize the stuff. The highest form of compliment from him was a nod and "it's ok"
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The hero we WANT and DESERVE 19 comments
guest · 2 days ago
"I realized I had a real knack for it after that, so I kept going" is probably what those pedos also thought about ambushing and diddling kids.
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Good point 7 comments
guest · 3 days ago
But doesn't that support his point? Maybe good music and good education have some sort of causal relationship.
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That 14 year old? April Ludgate 7 comments
guest · 4 days ago
A religion is a cult that went mainstream.
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Caucasian ovcharka 4 comments
guest · 4 days ago
Bigboye
That 14 year old? April Ludgate 7 comments
guest · 4 days ago
I'm probably gonna sound like a condescending 14 year old (ironically) but just because someone's not in your cult doesn't mean they're an edgy teen.
facesitting 5 comments
guest · 5 days ago
"yay I'm making friends"
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She has seen things 3 comments
guest · 5 days ago
Apparently she's got osteochondrodysplasia, poor kitty.
Any love for an old doggo on Christmas Eve 4 comments
guest · 5 days ago
What a beauty
Typical er 3 comments
guest · 6 days ago
Literally "nice guys" when they complain about "all women" putting them in the friendzone when they only ever try to go after shallow cheerleader types
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The truth and nothing but the truth! 10 comments
guest · 1 week ago
As a non-drinker I'd much rather have someone take me out for breakfast to an old school diner. Those have amazing breakfasts.
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 1 week ago
^this
Bout time I got this here 25 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Knowing that skulls are usually slightly different among races/ethnicities is one thing, but I think that what the whole meme with the same skulls was originally trying to point out is that some people (*cough* racists *cough*) think that differences in skulls imply differences in intellectual abilities.
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I wonder how long Scratch will go unnoticed by mom 2 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Probably autocorrect
Would prefer chocolate over plain 14 comments
guest · 1 week ago
This is _probably_ a fake text but damn that officer is good looking.
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Harper, you seem to be the triggered one.
So guest_ triggered a right wing snowflake, nice.
Not to mention the irony of being condescending towards someone for being "a jew" (which I don't even know if guest_ is because it's irrelevant to the discussion) while praising Israel. This isn't your average everyday stupid. This is advanced stupid.
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"Damn these kids and their correct interpretations of literary classics" 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Damn snowflakes, first they bore us with political correctness and now they DARE demand factual correctness??? Back in my day we just yelled at each other and didn't bring facts into discussions.
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 1 week ago
AFAIK there are just some sloppy tests that companies are sometimes faking, just like in the case of the Mexican dude who killed a girl. If that company actually followed the right procedure, this wouldn't have happened.
Rich assholes have always tried to pit poor white people against poor brown or black people. Or, if it wasn't a case of racism, it was religion. Don't let them divide you while they run out the back door with all the money.
How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Protecting the border with guns and giant walls is pie in the sky nonsense. If you instead pass a bill that punishes companies for using cheap workforce and exploiting undocumented immigrants, you will a) discourage people from jumping the border illegally, as they will know that it won't get them a job anyway, b) prevent greedy assholes from filling their pockets due to unethical labor.
I love being Scottish 14 comments
guest · 1 week ago
I'm not a goth but I'm kinda goth-leaning. Why the hate towards goths? Legit the nicest people I've ever met were goths
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How bourgeoisie 49 comments
guest · 1 week ago
You blaming the democrats only is total BS. While their policies aren't great, they at least have a bit of compassion compared to the republicans who would just shoot them at the border.
You know who you should blame the most? The companies who hire these people for so cheap. I don't understand how you mentioned it but then never expanded on it, because it is an enormously important point. But I'll be damned if the republicans ever do anything about that, seeing as they're all in the corporations' pockets. And most of the dems too.
Then let her die 15 comments
guest · 1 week ago
C'mon that has to be a troll
After 30 10 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Me every day after puberty bc my boobs grew so much
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title 7 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Then a witch flies by drifting the hell out of that window while deja vu ive just been in this place before plays in the background
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Antoher one bites the dust 6 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I'm taller than my boyfriend by an inch or two and I have no fucks to give about that. It's only a bit awkward while ballroom dancing but even that isn't a big deal as I generally don't wear high heels.
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Oh nein he didn't 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Yewh about that, Italy, just Iike with everything else, wasn't 100% on board.
Elon musk everyone! 3 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Charles Darwin verified account... did they dig him up or...
Yes... Yes I am 3 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I'm more concerned about how unstable those seats look. If all 6 seats were filled (by adults), I'm certain the whole thing would break. I'd probably be too afraid to sit there by myself.
Well.. Ok then 10 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Time to check if the neighbor has any diseases!
Body language 6 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Women know this too. Or, at least I use it.
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A gentleman 8 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
This is so wholesome <3
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Stop wasting time and get back to your job! But this is my job 6 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I suppose you're right, I've always worked for smaller companies and even so the mismanagement was definitely there.
Ah, this whole situation reminds me of the show IT Crowd. How I wish they renewed it.
Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Excuse you he's fabulous
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Jesus, he's stupid 14 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Yeah I agree, let's make America great again. It's in a pretty shitty state now thanks to President orangutan.
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Nostalgic 3 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
This comic is secretly trying to make people realize that outsourcing jobs to lower paying countries by exploitative big companies is bad.
That, or the author is from a Spanish speaking country.
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Stop wasting time and get back to your job! But this is my job 6 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Eh fair enough but even though it's this guy's first week, doesn't mean that position didn't exist before. One guy being constantly on YouTube and one of the company's positions being a video content manager... The IT guy probably could've connected two and two together (unless there was also a bunch of people slacking off on YT) but also the company should've created some label in the system for this position.
Overlord 14 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
TBH I still liked the series though, and Korra as a character. If it wasn't for the need to fill the shoes of A:TLA, which frankly is a nearly impossible task, I think Korra would be doing a lot better in terms of popularity.
Drink everything in the most epic of ways 30 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
TBH I didn't really assume it was Beth I just shortened it in my comment cause I'm lazy. I thought it was something elvish or otherwise fantasy-based.
Tough luck America 14 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
- Famous last words
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When they say to tie the dog, you tie the dog 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I don't have a dog (cause dust mites allergy) but I feel like I generally wouldn't want to be around a person who doesn't want to interact with cute dogs. Hell, if I'm at a party and the host has a dog, petting the dog will be 80% of all my interactions on that party.
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Tough luck America 14 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
So if you let's say get laid off because the company you work at starts losing money due to the situation on the market and you either lose the insurance provided by the employer or you just can't afford it until you find a new job, and something serious happens to you, you deserve to die?
The fact that you're in a good situation right now doesn't mean you will be in a few years, anything can happen. And as I already said, even with the best insurance plan the companies will still try to wriggle their way out of paying for your care because that's how they fill their pockets.
Your arguments are a textbook example of what I was talking about. "I'M in a good situation, why should I care about YOUR healthcare?" And then something bad happens and you'll beg for help and will feel angry and desperate when other people tell you that they don't give a fuck about your healthcare. I sincerely wish you never had to encounter a situation like that of course, but again, you really never know.
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Drink everything in the most epic of ways 30 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Hmm, I guess you're right. There are some websites where it makes sense like Reddit or where but one of the reasons why I like FS is that even though there are many people here, it feels more private and like a circle of semi-close friends than most funny websites. The text effects should be added though.
Dealing with westboro baptist church 10 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
I thought he was charged with blasphemy by Jewish (and Roman?) authorities in Judea, which then led to his death. My knowledge of biblical stuff is incredibly shallow though because I'm not a believer, and in any case it's total BS to blame all Jews for what some of them maybe did almost two millennia ago.
Now, to be angry at what the Israeli government is doing right now, that's a different conversation. But again not related to Jewish people in general, just the Israeli government.
Stop wasting time and get back to your job! But this is my job 6 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
As far as I understand he's a video content manager (on YouTube I presume), so (at least a part of) his job is doing stuff on YouTube. The IT guy probably saw what he was doing through like TeamViewer or something, assumed he was just slacking off and gave him a warning.
I guess the stereotype of company managers being idiots while IT guys are smart is not true.
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Drink everything in the most epic of ways 30 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Oi beth don't hate people just cause they have a better sense of style than you.
(Joking of course, style and coolness are subjective, but I think it's unfair to label anyone who has this a neckbeard loser, though obviously I get that you were joking. I'm a relatively normie kind of nerd who tries to look stylish to disguise my nerdiness and I think it looks cool as heck and would definitely buy it.)
As to the text formatting point, I agree 100%. I would even add image responses so you can respond to comments with memes.
Drink everything in the most epic of ways 30 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Is that cocoa? Cause I'd definitely use this for cocoa. With whipped cream and marshmallows and sprinkles.