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Sharks Aren’t Really That Bad 6 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
[cries in left handed]
Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, there's a creature like this except it's 8 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
Looks more like a monkey face I guess combined with horse
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Very confused 4 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
When I was in the US, a kinda hillbilly looking old man asked me how tall I was (because I'm kinda tall I guess, for a woman at least). So I told him I'm 178cm tall and that I don't know how how much that is in feet and inches because I'm from Europe. So he proceeded to pull out a piece of paper and pen and write down the calculations because he knew what the conversion rate was. I was a bit baffled but he seemed friendly so I just looked as he calculated how tall I am in Murican units. Turns out it's between 5'10" and 5'11".
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Pancake made in a rice cooker 9 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Update I made it and it was glorious
Sorry for necrobump but I recommend trying this 100%
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The best view to wake up to 4 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
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The power 10 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Insert "Is it possible to learn this power" meme
Reflection of a car lines up perfectly with another 4 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Whoa trippy
Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
"without whites you'd all still be in the iron age"
How ironic of you to say that as your opinions are the only thing here actually stuck in the iron age
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Now you have cancer! 4 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
Well, he is. Stop crying and get on a treadmill, soldier!
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Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
Because Indians are, anthropologically speaking, Caucasoid. And the terms Caucasian and white are so often used interchangeably you don't even have to stretch the definition to claim that Indians are technically part of the "white people".
Not that these arbitrary categories mean anything, especially now that the lines between them are blurring thanks to globalization, but y'know. Technically.
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Thong sandals brah 6 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
Lol yeah reminds me of I won't wear a jacket by Gus Johnson
The Evolution of Garbage Trucks 13 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
Also it's *DemonRats
Yes I've seen Republicans call Democrats "DemonRats" unironically. It's kinda sad how bad of a nickname that is but then again, what can one expect from the Boomer party
The Evolution of Garbage Trucks 13 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
C'mon I'm sure they're making a joke about how conservatives think everything they don't like is the end of the world
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He Don't give no F**k! 3 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
But don't those take like 20 minutes to dry?
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Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
Indian food is *technically* white people food.
Just don't forget your kids here, please 8 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
I've never had that happen from hotel toiletries and they don't smell that bad. What kind of hotels do you stay in?
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Insta had me dead 23 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
ha! Good one
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Who else wonders 6 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Probably a Wall Street insurance fraudster lol
Insta had me dead 23 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Beauty and the Beasts.
Although they're more like... all beasts. Sooo Beasts without Beauty?
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Just don't forget your kids here, please 8 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Well it'd end up in the trash anyway so why not
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Oh uh 2 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Oof
Ooohhhh my god, I love this community 15 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Oh hey my random ass 4 year old comment made it into a post!
That's more fame than any of my actual posts had lol
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Prison 14 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Lol, not really I just think anti-SJWs have gotten just as ridiculous as the SJWs. They're both just throwing shit and each other and then saying "well our side is better because our shit stinks less"
That would change things a lot 7 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
I don't see how getting skinny changes your brow ridge but okay
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Prison 14 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Garyd seems like the type of person to create fake "sjw" tweets and then use them as proof that "the sjws are always outraged about everything"
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Jesus chrysler 6 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Hate to be that guy but I think you were
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Aaaah, my youth 6 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
No I just feel a teensy bit warmer
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All american brand 4 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
I still can't believe this actually happened. Of all the shitty fast food they chose McDonald's, the shittiest of all
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Jesus chrysler 6 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
He died for your rims
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Living on through diaries and doodles 10 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
I thought this was just mildly interesting but the chicken in trousers broke me
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Uber-lution 15 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Well it wasn't like they were just reptiles, they were a combination of both kinda
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I guess he forgot he’s a movie star 50 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Right wingers when a celebrity has right wing views: Yeahhhhhh! See, the famous person agrees with us, let's make them president!
Right wingers when a celebrity has left wing views: Fuck off, stay out of politics, you're just a celebrity, nobody cares about your opinion!
The hypocrisy is astounding.
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Just saying 12 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Dinesh d'Souza, really? Might as well watch Infowars, same level of bullshittery.
Ted Talk - The power of nipples 9 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Nipples don't get perked when you're horny, they get perked by external influences like the cold or touch. They're designed to get perked when a baby wants to suck on them, it's not a sexual thing, that's just how our culture views them.
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True Women of Valor 17 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Sure. Complain about them on the internet some more, it will give you suuuuuuch a moral high ground. You're so different from them, the hardworking guy who spends his day...moaning about the kids these days...on the internet...Oh. You're doing the same shit you bitch about, hmm.
They actually do! 28 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
That's really good too but I just love the crunch of the almonds.
Just saying 12 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Some old people act like every single young person is always offended. Some young people act like every single old person is a bigot.
Also mrsuperman doesn't know what the party switch was.
They actually do! 28 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
#allolivesmatter
That's not a political statement, I just really like olives. Especially when they're filled with almonds.
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Buetexids nyeclila dovio 10 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Also somehow Angola
True Women of Valor 17 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Teens not worried about being killed is a bad thing now?!
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Politicians these days 13 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Because they won't be able to return to their job once the shutdown is over?
IDK I'd rather work for free temporarily and hope the shutdown will end soon rather than go through the whole job hunt carousel gain.
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Politicians these days 13 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
"but that's what happening to federal employees" is false now?
*Checks username* oh nevermind it's princessmonstertruther
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No politics here 17 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
There's not enough space, I'd need a 100 comments to give you a proper lecture, but for starters look up qualified majority and blocking minority, and also the ordinary legislative procedure. And while you're at it just fucking Google how the EU works. They have a "for dummies" style guide on their own website, that's how much they're trying to educate all the eurosceptic idiots ("Institutions and Bodies" on Europa.eu) problem is half of them don't bother reading it and the other half can't read
Just friends 6 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
You invite, you pay, unless agreed upon otherwise. Being a spiteful, petty baby when things don't go your way is probably one of the reasons why nobody wants to date you.
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No politics here 17 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Lol whenever someone goes on a rant about how Brussels is dictating this and that, you know they have no idea how the EU works.
When You're Destined To Become An Anime Protagonist 5 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
I know a guy who has that on a spot in his hair and also on his lashes. So half of his eyelashes on one eye are white. It's fascinating.
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*surgeon lets out girly shriek* 9 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Is the image related? Don't they, like, have to shave your head for the surgery?
Yeah, man. Sure 5 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
The toppings tho
Motivated and Over weighted 3 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Oh lawd