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Well that's literally the only choice they got. If they could swim across the ocean to Europe, they would ;)

The thing is though I didn't have the *idea* I was just skeptical because it's an image on the internet so of course I thought there must be a punchline or a catch. I didn't come here thinking "that's a dude", I came here with a healthy dose of skepticism and it turns out to have been right.
Ffs, I'm a woman who doesn't wear makeup, like at all. You don't have to lecture me about masculine features, because I know women have them and many of us try to cover them up with makeup. But that's not the point of this at all! I realized he was a dude because it's a meme posted on a fun website so I was expecting something. I don't look at people irl with the same skepticism as on the internet. Your biology lecture is completely unnecessary because you're missing the goddamn point, which is don't believe shit you see on the internet, and when someone tells you that they don't believe it, don't downvote storm and ad hominem them to hell. (The last part goes to the first response, not you two)

I'm not trying to be a "special snowflake" and honestly you making these baseless accusations and theories about how I'm doing this to feel better about myself is very rude and trashy of you. But it's a series of images *on the internet*, of course I'm gonna pay a bit more than a "regular amount of attention" here, it's the internet were talking about. I thought not believing stuff you see on the internet was common sense, not a special skill.

Don't forget the part where everybody stood up and clapped

He could've said something like "You should instead choose someone who will appreciate this opportunity more because I feel like we're not close enough for me to really appreciate it" instead of just going straight up "I'm not your friend, buddy"

So you could charge your, uhh... *looks at the little wall hook next to it* ... coat?
Or maybe charge your phone while it's inside your coat pocket. But I think I'm just overthinking it, it was probably just a case of dumb electrician/architect.

Shut up you're both being cringe af

No, because he has sued people in the past for jokes, you dingus.

Careful though, he might sue you for saying that.

I don't know but Trump's would be orangutan noises.

TF are u babbling on about

Also gen Z here. Fuck off kat, today's cartoons are one of the best I've ever seen. Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman... Sure, some of these are more mature but the stuff for kids has ALWAYS been cheap entertainment. Cartoons used to be just advertisement to sell toys so I definitely wouldn't say old stuff is better than new. As for video games, sure trash like Fortnite exists but there's also a boom of indie games now that development tools are more accessible. And sure that resulted in a bunch of cheap asset flips but also in some great indie games. So yeah I disagree that "classic" stuff is better. Shows back then were in general as crappy as most shows now. But the crappy ones usually aren't remember which is why we often see old stuff as better, because we only see the "best of". But from what I remember, old Fox Kids cartoons, movies and games in the 90s/early 00s were just as hit or miss as today's are.

@maddelathor If she asked for it she wouldn't have responded like that. The context makes it pretty clear. Yeah we just assume that but that assumption isn't based on nothing.

He would do anything for love but not that

She wouldn't have made fun of him if he didn't send a (probably unsolicited judging by her response) dick pic.

I just noticed that was the title. I'm a dumbass, I apologize.

Idk who would get their panties in a twist about me saying the dude in the post probably has a good sense of humor but... That's the internet I guess.

For example leukemia*

Not to mention that Jehovah's witnesses (at least in my country) refuse blood transfusions so if their child has for leukemia or any other blood related sickness or suffered a major accident, they'd rather let them die than undergo a blood transfusion.
First they rape the kids, then let them die. Sounds like wonderful people.

it looks like something between Mewtwo and Cubone. Mewbone? Cuetwo?

People Live Here by Rise Against is about 4 and a half minutes.
Or, alternatively, Nothing Else Matters is about 6.

That sounds adorable I'm not gonna lie

*Not because of something kinky. My phone's autocorrect thinks I'm a perv, I guess.