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The cat is clearly from Tirol, and it's just practicing its yodeling routine.

Yeah it sounds absurd but it also sounds like it'll work

Me and my bf always fall asleep cuddling.
Then he steals my blanket and I have to steal it back or spoon him really hard for warmth.

He's turning into the Aliens guy

BUT CAN IT DO THIS? *leans back*

Imo it's a lot more complicated than that. For me personally, there's nothing more off-putting than someone who's hot but dumb as a brick or really boring, and I'd rather have a nice conversation than stare at a pretty face for hours.
But really, looks in a way reflect your personality, generally speaking (there are exceptions, people with metabolism/hormone issues for example). Sure, some people are born with a prettier face than others but if you shower once a month, eat junk food all day and never exercise, then a pretty face is useless because you will be unattractive anyway, and it shows a piece of your personality as well, namely your laziness and low self respect.
That's how it is with guys at least. With girls it's even wackier because you can neglect some of these things and compensate it by slapping on some makeup. Idk I'm actually quite hostile towards the makeup industry but I won't say much because I don't want people to get mad at me and also it would be off topic.

Yes... swooping is bad.

He was cheating on you, I guarantee it

does he have like octoceps?

That cute lil' bow is actually protection against demons

Minecraft? Pffft. Terraria for the win.

I usually find these "savage" responses kind of cringy but this one was really good. Your friend is a legend.

... Are you Shoe0nhead?

Black Mirror S3 EP1

Damn, some of these are pretty rude. They say ladies are cruel when they reject men but holy shit have I never seen the likes of these.

Ok but why does the first dad look like Jeremy Irons?

Jenna + Julien relationship goals

Dudes, stop this prejudiced shit. You haven't even tried it, maybe it's good. And even if it's not, who are you to judge what other people put in their mouth?

My dudes, carrier pigeons probably influenced the outcome of WWII. It's possible that without them, the UK would be conquered by Hitler. How can anyone not respect that?

He's got like a 10 pack... that shouldn't be humanly possible

That's the chillest cat I've ever seen.

Probably fake but also funny so i'll let it slide

I thought he was gonna point at his bed. I'm a little disappointed. Still kinda funny though.

It's funny because this is what the pathetic scrubs who call themselves "nice guys" do like all the time. Women don't even complain about it anymore because it's a common occurence for us.

But aren't the teeth made out of plastic? I probably wouldn't be very happy if I bit into a delicious donut and it tasted like a plastic spoon.

Hey at least he was a good sport about it

Wanna go skateboards?

Who she praying to? Cod? And reading the Holy Bubble?

And a makeup artist too apparently

No, attitude is the correct answer in my case. It usually goes away after breakfast.

I bet he didn't mind doing it to little boys though.
I suspect people will lose their shit because I'm making fun of deeply religious people but hey when was the last religious child abuse scandal, like a month ago? My point basically proves itself.

Ok yeah funny but honestly that's a very crappy reason for giving the movie only 2.5 stars.