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Try going to Walt Disney World! The parasitic little spuds are everywhere! Meandering cluelessly below the adult line of sight, so you need to constantly dodge them. Two abreast strollers are the absolute worst, since doting parents use these to plow a swath through polite folk so that their little monsters can see some perv in a bear costume. They’re either balling for God only knows what reason, or blathering incomprehensible nonsense noises - just think nut house.