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Driving in Texas 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As a Texan I can confirm
Note to self 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My problem is that it's usually a very good day. But there's always a terrible 45 minutes at the end of it that colors my mood for at least an hour or two.
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Free MTG Pick-up Line 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You tap lands to produce mana. You don't tap mana.
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First aid, self defence and so on. 30 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm a high school sociology teacher. I just finished teaching my students about "the Family in Sociology". And I can tell you that from a Functionalist viewpoint, almost all 10 of those things are the responsibility of the Family.
Vader's armor 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But how does he pee?
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Now the police can't chase either 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But the cops will be forced to stand and salute instead of arresting the suspects.
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Protection 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That hamster is safe. Nothing touching that hamster. That pupper is too scary.
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Will it fix? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This hits hard, man.
Try it! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cursed doggo
Cucumber vs watermelon 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is absolutely no good part of a cucumber. Get TF outta here with that stuff.
Accidental escher 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Aaaaaaah brain hurt
Wreiched 56 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They have just as much history with it as the rest of the confederacy. Texas has never seriously considered or threatened secession.
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Wreiched 56 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh yeah. Lots of US schools say the Pledge of Allegiance every day, but as far as I can tell only Texas makes kids the state pledge too.
Faceswapped dog and cat 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cursed Image
Badlands national park - south dakota 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh my god. And I thought Zion was beautiful...
Good idea, bad execution 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is why you don't let Ditto copy people.
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It would be great 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I wanna girl with a foul mind but some goooooooooooood... grammar.
What have we become 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't have a problem with kids playing Fortnite. I have a problem with kids playing fortnite during school instead of doing their work.
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No heroine for me 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is a wonderful new meme format.
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Finished cup of coffee looks like the moon 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's no moon... it's a space station!
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Dave Grohl is an amazing tipper with a good sense of humor 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And can't add for crap.
I still love Ray 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh please. Nobody watched any star trek after next generation.
Damn millenials 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm not. I teach high school, and Gen Z are so incredibly insufferable.
I don't remember how to do the same math 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As a high school teacher I can tell you this is a major problem with students today. Any reading longer than a paragraph and they just won't read it.
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Forget it 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Imagine how depressing it is if you're a teacher like me.
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My favourite superhero! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He doesn't even look like he's really there
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My favourite superhero! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ugh, that CGI has aged so badly.
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Grade a psychiatrist 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Genius
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Understatements 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Watson and Crick stole Rosalind Franklin's work and never gave her credit for her findings which was instrumental in discovering the structure of DNA. Screw them.
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It's an antique 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Warm milk was a hangover cure at the time. That much I know.
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