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When mullets were life 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Everyone laughed at this crap back then.
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Reminder 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Rene Descartes was a drunken old fart who was very rarely stable..." Everyone sing!
Golden State Warriors skipped their White House trip and hung out in DC with Obama instead 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Since they're all black, they can't be racist. Welcome to the left's double standard.
Nowadays 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dr Ford -"I may have partied with him Yale."
No politics here 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
More like unelected beurocrats in Brussels dictating rules to a sovereign nation-state. All you self-loathing idiots need to go live in a non-democratic country for a while, maybe then you'd stopping bitching so much. Or maybe you'd wind up room temperature and unable to complain about western society.
Hunger games for capitalists 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And that small amount of wealth transfer results in how much upheaval and people out of jobs? The "rich" don't have money bins sitting around like Scrooge McDuck. FFS, get a clue people.
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2nd most intelligent species on the planet followed by humans 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Name a system better than capitalism.
Truly amazing 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sounds suspiciously like AOC in Congress talking.
Marriage and freedom 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fantasy vs reality.
Looking up to your parents 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Welcome to 2005.
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Okilly dokilly 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is so 2016. Nice try, bot.
Vamp seytur uclyopryt 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Poor Shia LaBeouf needing this much help.
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My lord, here's your pen 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because we needed a second picture.
He's back! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The truth hurts.
Focus on the causes rather than the consequences 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What I've learned as a manager is that millennials don't want to start at the bottom and work their way up, they think they should start at the top because they graduated from college. Guess what? So has most everyone else.
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Hans is smart 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Perform the Rosemary???? Is Jesus making pasta?
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The hero we deserve and need ! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Throw it high while chewing on your Tide pods kids!
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First home! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice lawn.
Gotta learn somehow 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's called being Democrat.
The answer is obvious 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think this one even predates this site.
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So true 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The pope on trickle down economics 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sell all of the gilded treasures in Vatican City and then *maybe* we can talk.
Wrap candy in paper like the straws 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
End of of all this is you'll live in a cave rubbing two sticks together to stay warm as you eat nuts and berries. Time to say F the Straw Police!
I miss the Colbert Report 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's a moron. Glad he cherry picks his outrage (how about Obama's 57 states comment?)
Crank it up 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mine goes to 11.
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Blazing saddles 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gene Wilder was a comedy god. Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Willie Wanka, etc.
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How 2018 went so far compared to other years! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I hope 2019 doesn't come off the top rope.
Earth vs sun 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Funny that of all the signers of the Paris Accords, only the US has reduced emissions since. All of your "wonderful" socalist countries have increased theirs. (Wall St Journal)
The vinyl frontier 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can argue about sound quality, fair enough but having to flip the record every four songs or so gets old really fast. Still, i bought all of the Pink Floyd reissues on vinyl, f-ing hypocrite that I am.
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*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And yet idiots are clamoring for "Net neutrality " in the US.
Those lefty Luxies 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How far do they drive, 2 blocks?
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Love this song 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm laughing my ass off and my son asks me "What's so funny"? Nothing, nothing.
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Hissss 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The 99 Pence Store!
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Deutsche QualitäT. B*tch 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, as the "de-facto leader" has turn Europe into a bit crap hole, I'll take pretty much anything else.
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This is the best comparison 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Uh, no.
Jesus, he's stupid 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Sheeple.
It breaks my heart 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is stupid - it reads as if this type of situation happens every week or so. If Mr Fisher thinks it so great, would he be the first to volunteer or is he suggesting someone else "volunteer "? Lazy "feel good" story.
Cheap graphene water purifier 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not like that good ol' communism. Boy that system has been so great for humanity. (Can you see my face palm through the web right now?)
Tough luck America 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nope. Per US law, no hospital can refuse to treat some who comes into their ER. Hospitals also write off billions (with a B) in charity care and bad debts due to unpaid bills.
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Donald f**king Trump 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Obummer had none of these either.
Poor dog 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks exactly like my beagle!
Poor British citizens 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lighten up, Francis.
Amerika 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Guess that's why hundreds of people come across the border illegally every day.
Could come in handy 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's already a heavy duty security door. 1 plus infinity is still infinity.
Suspension bridge 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stolen from Willie Wanka.
Steve Carell is aging incredibly well 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I could look that good with a professional stylist too.
Ok, no i couldn't.
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Oscar knows 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It was the boomers parents in the 40s-60s, sometimes referred to as the Silent Generation.
Atari space invaders championship 1980 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Was the trick to get double shots allowed?
Who? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As long as they show up for their court date, you'd get most of it back (less what ever fee tell bail bondsman charges).
I'm a real doctor 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not tired of winning yet. MAGA!