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*psssst* Pluto’s not a planet.

I’d rate that joke a 9 out of 11.

Wait, wait, wait! Since when have women peed? I thought they went to the bathroom to touch up their makeup and talk to their friends. My life has been a lie.

Clarification for the tide pod eaters - 36 or 42 of the richest people instead of 8.

Especially for that.

An overzealous fan stormed the stage during the election. Didn’t make it to candidate Trump.

But if it’s not possible, wouldn’t it be impossible to enter said universe?

I looked for an explanation and it’s theorized that if you stood on the planet where night and day met and spun around “like a rotisserie chicken” while holding your breath, then you could survive for 2 minutes. But I will argue that you’d burn up too much energy while spinning to last 2 minutes. I’d believe 1 minute but not 2 minutes.

How do you survive 2 minutes on Mercury with no atmosphere and extreme temperatures (depending on which side you are on)? Maybe 2 seconds.

Just his head, from what I’ve heard.

They bought it along with the Disney animated films.

Or was it...?

Sorry, that should read: “One never finishes jacking, only takes an extended break.”

One never finishing jacking, just take an extended break.

Actually, in her defense, she deserved it.

I believe you’re breaking one of them there Commandments we hear about all the time.

You’d need a supercomputer from NASA to plot that map.

Who here enjoys toll roads? Who wants to pay a toll every time they drive on a new street? That's what the Internet will be like. I already pay a flat rate to access the Internet, nothing extra for downloads or certain sites.

Our society is becoming dependent on the internet to do basic things. Paying bills, school work, and information necessary for our day-to-day lives. To start charging higher prices or slowing down services is a disservice to a healthy society.

Did Joseph have a say in any of this?

@funkmasterrex You used logical arguments. I’ll need to type in upper case letters and call you a racist in order to win an argument against you.

Remember the last time an entertainer made repeated political statements? He was elected president.

I do believe every religion does that.

Rape, incest, and a threat to mother’s life - no question abortion should be available. Some cases of fetus deformities that will prevent a successful birth should be considered with a doctor.