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The face 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Looks like duck season is starting.
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Reminds me of end of the world. Movies 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Don’t forget The Wolverine, Blade II, Captain America: The First Avenger, Thor: The Dark World, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1 and Vol. 2, Captain America: Civil War, Black Panther, and Justice League.
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Reminds me of end of the world. Movies 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
No Man’s Land is now apparently in America. Thanks Wonder Woman!
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Please insert disk 5 of 7 now!! 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Many people haven’t seen Jesus either but he’s the universal save icon, too.
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They took our jerbs 13 comments
guest · 1 year ago
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” -Donald Trump, June 2015
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They took our jerbs 13 comments
guest · 1 year ago
He assumed there were good people.
They took our jerbs 13 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Kindly look up President Trump’s speech from June 2015 when he announced he was running for the White House.
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What happened to Johnny Depp? 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Have any of us ever really seen the real Johnny Depp?
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Thinking outside the box 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
What the eff? Are there only 2 episodes per disc?
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Yeah, you know what to do . . 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
As much as I enjoy the view, short-shorts are not appropriate for a grandmother’s birthday party, period.
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Theory: A reason Marvel changed their looks for Infinity War 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Or it could just be character development. Chris Hemsworth was tired of the wig so he was able to convince Marvel to let his real hair show for Thor 3.
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...It knows 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
What’s the name of this show so that I may steer clear of it?
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Men in black 19 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Thanos adopting Gamora as his child (Avengers: Infinity War)
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That's just a towel 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I might still be able to fap to that.
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Awesome matches life hack 12 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I don’t know what to do with this.
Shoddy Job 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
What’s really crazy is the costumes for Hawk & Dove and Robin look amazing. Hopefully the Starfire, Beast Boy, and Raven outfits were their civilian outfits.
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Little bit 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
But Jenny McCarthy said...
Moon tripping 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Those suits were multi-multi layered to prevent such an incident from occurring.
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How long could you survive on each planet without a space suit? 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
*pssssst* The lesson was about the planets, not the solar system. Miss Frizzle’s not going to Pluto.
How long could you survive on each planet without a space suit? 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
*psssst* Pluto’s not a planet.
Look carefully 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I’d rate that joke a 9 out of 11.
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Oh shit how can I describe this thing 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Your use of meme is bad and you should feel bad!
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Harry Potter unknown facts 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
She fulfilled that threat shortly before the release of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
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That's a hard one 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
5 sheets. Standard books have odd number pages on the right and even on the left.
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Can someone rectify this? 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I don’t think the second half of the statement is true.
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Stupidity part 6 21 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Wait, wait, wait! Since when have women peed? I thought they went to the bathroom to touch up their makeup and talk to their friends. My life has been a lie.
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Did you know? :) 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
An opportunity missed.
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This commercial triggers me 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
“You know what a God Damn computer is, you little sh*t.”
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First day 17 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Firing him will be like shooting fish in a barrel.
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We need a new hero 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Clarification for the tide pod eaters - 36 or 42 of the richest people instead of 8.
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"oh look, an airstrike. Better find some kids and take photos of them." 17 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Especially for that.
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We need a new hero 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I think the actual number was 36 or 42.
One of the best 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
An overzealous fan stormed the stage during the election. Didn’t make it to candidate Trump.
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Parallel universe theory keeps me awake at night 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
But if it’s not possible, wouldn’t it be impossible to enter said universe?
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Halloween is coming 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Hey y’all, Christmas is coming!
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Science b*tch! 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I looked for an explanation and it’s theorized that if you stood on the planet where night and day met and spun around “like a rotisserie chicken” while holding your breath, then you could survive for 2 minutes. But I will argue that you’d burn up too much energy while spinning to last 2 minutes. I’d believe 1 minute but not 2 minutes.
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Science b*tch! 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
How do you survive 2 minutes on Mercury with no atmosphere and extreme temperatures (depending on which side you are on)? Maybe 2 seconds.
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I don't understand ride share opposition 21 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Source?
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Don't Sound Stupid, Stop Saying Like 16 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It makes you sound lazy spoken out load. But presidential if you use it in a tweet!
And he could do it if he wants 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Just his head, from what I’ve heard.
And he could do it if he wants 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
They bought it along with the Disney animated films.
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Hands off 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
No true Middle-Earth fan would want that POS Hobbit/Rings box set that Warner Bros. released the other year.
Thoughts 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Or was it...?
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Thoughts 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Sorry, that should read: “One never finishes jacking, only takes an extended break.”
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Thoughts 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
One never finishing jacking, just take an extended break.
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Hoe hoe hoe 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout, he’s going in dry.
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Flame on! 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
The Health Inspector’s grade on the wall does.
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All i want for Christmas is you 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Plot twist - she’s pointing out the murderer.
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Don't bother me - I'm working 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Actually, in her defense, she deserved it.
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Santa just likes some kids better 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
How about you raise your kid your way and I’ll raise my child my way and you have yourself a Merry Christmas.
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