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Z? Try a dude running in and screaming 'It's a nine!'

Sit down. Lol.

The messed up part is that Snape probably knew about Pettigrew being a death eater, but preferred letting Sirius take the fall.

Right... men who don't even want to wash their hands will clean themselves...

Ok. So would the chicken have to be slapped on one side or multiple places if you want an even distribution of heat? Also, can you substitute multiple slaps instead of one slap?

Honestly guys, who came up with the whole idea of madni verses being harsh? Read about the conquest of mecca and tell me if that was hostile.
Any other victor would have punished and tormented the people of mecca for driving them out and torturing them for their beliefs. Instead, a clear order was issued to harm no one and nothing. If that's not enough, read the transcript of the last sermon.

Look up on Ahlus Sunnah wal Jama'ah. It's supposed to be the body of consensus comprised solely of learned scholars. Few follow them these days but they have the responsibility to 'update' the sharia based on teachings from the Quran, Sunnah, Ahadeeth, and practice of the Sahabah.

Movie logic

@spiderwoman I understand the misconception behind what is thought to be Islam. Unfortunately, in this era, as was the case for all religions, mere years after the passing of the pioneers the teachings are distorted to better serve the agenda of greedy leaders.
Not many people are aware of this, but Islam has laws that explicitly forbid the use of any form of violence that brings harm to civilians, infrastructure, and wildlife, including trees and grass.
But greedy people lead an unlearned mass into 'holy war' while they themselves reap the profits from it.

Ergo use both!

Condoms don't prevent stds

Have you seen Indian drivers?

Yiff

Don't. Even if it works like they say it would, you'd be drawing blood away from your brain and wake up with a migraine