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Male version of hooters 20 comments
guest · 2 days ago
Better idea for women: A place where the guys wear suits and tuxedos, and stop and listen to the endless ceaseless BS stories that they want to tell. For example, "Did you get groceries today?" should be a yes or no answer, but the waiters at the women's fantasy bar will sit through all the meanderings of the "shopping adventure," including stories about people he doesn't know who were also at the store and how the cashier said the coupon couldn't be combined with the other sale price when it plainly was good for what the woman was buying. Oh, and also the offshoot story that came to mind during the parts about people he doesn't know, but that person was at a wedding of another person he doesn't know or care about but this thing happened to them...
Tina knows what's up 30 comments
guest · 2 days ago
Here's the problem with calling it egalitarianism: There are events just for girls, like an engineering day at the near ups college's engineering school, or a girls in flight program at the air field. There are no equivalent boys programs.

I see that at a large shopping site online that it's possible to direct your business to women-owned companies. My boss hired a woman and was really pleased because it let him check off a box on *his* review that he was promoting "diversity." There are countless examples of giving girls and women some advantage, but now we're at the point where 51% of college degrees are awarded to women. So why are we still giving advantages to "level,the playing field?"

What's wanted now is not equality but privilege. Is everything now fair? Of course not. But all this pushing advantages for people with XX chromosomes is nothing more than bias and it always goes one way. But you can't advance equality with inequality. So, be honest about desiring privilege.
We need this 22 comments
guest · 2 days ago
How does this have no "thumbs up?" It accurately answers the question posed of "Why didn't someone teach me these important life skills?" It turns out that when your dad or uncle or neighbor tried to do that, you were too busy or too tired or didn't feel like it or too engaged in sending memes to your friends about why nobody caused this knowledge to be transmitted into your head with no effort or time on your part.
Germanyball 3 comments
guest · 3 days ago
Live with a German car for 10 years and then tell me that again.
Hilarious 5 comments
guest · 3 days ago
"I'm not a prostitute, I just got paid to have sex and it was filmed." That's the problem with literal definitions...sometimes the truth is awkward or sad.
When geeks fall in love 14 comments
guest · 3 days ago
I don't care for theme weddings, especially when the theme is something from pop culture. But I think it's really neat that someone would be free spirited enough to go this route.

PS: For people with bad reading and comprehension skills, just because I say that I don't care for something doesn't mean that someone else is restricted from doing it.
Good to know who's watching 10 comments
guest · 5 days ago
A good way to one-up your dad is to start paying for an account. THAT will show that guy!
That should be common sense 23 comments
guest · 1 week ago
The book of Genesis?
Stash 8 27 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Just like stupid people keep saying "conservatives are against immigrants" when they are actually against ILLEGAL immigrants. It's just easier to win an argument where you insert flaws that don't actually exist into the other side's opinion.
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What a douche 16 comments
guest · 1 week ago
OK, just-a-game, what's your feeling when your BF looks at porn or goes to a strip club? Is it all just imaginary the , or do,you dislike any of that?
American Horror Story: underage sex objects meant to be judged by adults bc that's okay... 12 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Right. You can't trust people to make their own decisions when they might be the wrong decisions. We don't need Freedom, but something more like "freedom" where you make choices within known correct boundaries.
So that Bae and I can chill 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
That's what people were saying in the '70s, but got dismissed as prides and berated for wanting to censor what everyone else saw. So now we have the obligatory awkward uncomfortable sex scenes that aren't necessary for plot or character development, but everyone who doesn't like them is "too stupid to,see the emperor's beautiful new clothes."
The reason finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes 15 comments
guest · 1 week ago
If you think this is good and important, start a program doing this in your community. Solicit donations and volunteers to pack the boxes. Maybe some local businesses will even kick in with free items as part of their local outreach. Several stores in my city have budget for that stuff, and will give something to nearly anyone who asks.

Or, sit around and complain that someone else (an individual, group or the government) should do it. If that's your choice, be honest with yourself and with everyone else that it wasn't actually all THAT important to you.

It bugged me and a bunch of other people that there's a wheelchair program to get one to people who need one, but those people often get stuck in their homes due to anywhere from a single step to a two story staircase. This group builds wheelchair ramps for free for these people, and the materials are discounted by local lumber yards and paid for by the people in the group plus a couple churches. So, you CAN do something.
I don't watch tv, where is my Lamborghini? 5 comments
guest · 1 week ago
If you were hustling a second job or taking classes to improve your skills to increase your chances of getting a better job, you wouldn't have time to be sitting at home watching TV because you're broke. Ok, you're bored, what has a better chance of improving your situation, the stuff I mentioned or watching tv while whining about your situation? Honestly, I think you accidentally made the very point this meme tries to show...not only do broke people watch a lot of tv, they don't even realize their lazy and wasteful habits contribute to their situation.
The best cheese 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
If you don't like the idea of spray cheese, don't buy it. There are plenty of other kinds made by descendants of people who fled the countries that used to make the best cheeses.
I'm Rather Offended By That 12 comments
guest · 1 week ago
To all that "liked" this meme:
Does that apply to "The N Word" as well? Can I, as a white male, accurately quote rap lyrics, or will I still be subjected to doxing, retaliation, etc.?
A good Christian joke 22 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Lefties: you must never tell a joke where my side, or protected minorities, are portrayed in an unflattering light, and especially bad is taking a joke that I wanted to tell about your side.
8 years of presidency will do that to ya 14 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Interesting take. Obama separated illegal immigrants from their children so that kids wouldn't be in adult detention facilities, and nobody cared. Trump did the same thing, and (fanned by the media) suddenly it became a terrible thing to do. Obama pandered to BLM and fed racial tensions and divide, and everyone (led by the media) just figured that racial tensions were worse. But now, it's fashionable to confront Blacks with incorrect views on race (I.e., not victims, politically not aligned with the most rabid Left) because anything you say or do to a "Nazi" is OK (and you just have to define everything you dislike as fascist).
The resemblance is uncanny 14 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Looks like The Hulk, but only part way into Hulking out.
But that's not how this works! That's not how any of this works! 18 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
It gets tighter again after a while...months, but it gets "tight enough."

Father of four here, speaking from experience.
Pretty cool 12 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Can't help but notice that this company:
1. Is a capitalistic company in a capitalistic economic system, and
2. Was not compelled to do that action by government regulation or law.

Also, if there was any additional cost involved in the printing or proliferation of sack types, it was borne by the company. So, Redistributionists, take that.
Credit to DarthHenoric(?) 13 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
This is pretty bad, but we seem to be overreaching on defining this as "abuse." There's really no equivalent to what's presented (not stalking a former BF, but being stupid and pushy with someone who isn't bothered enough to break up with her) and being smacked around by someone bigger than you.
You guys?? 21 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I took a couple years of French in high school, then a semester in college. I wasn't great at it, but could do the written assignments and spoken dialog things. Then I worked in a French speaking country for three years, and was miles (kilometers) ahead of the other Americans who were over there. It opened a lot of doors both in business and after hours (dealing with shopping, and also touring around which we did a lot). Once I had to start speaking the language, the practice filled in what I was missing from school.

Another thing in real conversation is the pace and vocabulary people use when they know you have limited language competence. If you watch a movie, the pace is too fast for beginners to get. And with liaison/elision in French, you have no chance as a beginner.
Good deed? 11 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Wait 'til you discover that you can't make money in writing programming courses because some people take your work and post it for free use.
About right 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
"We may have voted for Brexit, but we want more elections until we get the results that [my group] wants."
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Better 5 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
That's one of the things you're never allowed to question: Mothers work is infinitely more difficult than every other task. Other ones include:
-Giving birth is the most pain anyone can feel, so don't even bother comparing whatever you went through
-All teachers are seriously underpaid, despite getting months more time off than the rest of people
Absolute madlad 3 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Yeah, much better for her to let him run into traffic when she's carrying groceries, or just leave him at home by himself.
*laughs in fakegps* 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Looks more like a creation in MS Paint designed to fool the naive.
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Showing off a new scientific find 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
How DARE that scientist flash a white power symbol at that other scientist!
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Nothing 3 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
The time my wife made a bet with me on Monopoly and lost...apparently, being the best in her family wasn't all that great when playing more cutthroat people (like me). So, that day combined destroying someone at Monopoly *and* some great sex (style/genre/extras of my choosing). I just wish I'd ordered a pizza that day to hit the trifecta of this meme.
I mean, he's not wrong 10 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
There may be global warming, but it isn't automatically caused by man. There have been several climate changes over the millennia.

If it does exist and is caused by man, wrecking the US and European economies to get rid of the last bit of carbon use pales to the greenhouse gas emissions of China and India, but we're totally obsessed with regulating the west and ignoring the east. It may end up being that the west's technology comes to the rescue, so I'd hate to squelch all the development there via having government control of the whole economy. Have you seen how well that worked for the USSR? They couldn't even feed their own people, much less have such an abundance that they could export. And what developments like iPhones or wifi have come from government comtroled economies?
The story of life 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
"Debt...that you willingly incurred to major in a field you thought was fun but didn't have any job prospects even though you could have researched the opportunities from your phone, and which you used on a fun college experience instead of attending a local college because you did t get the whole college experience."
Canada gets it 28 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Canadian Millenials must be so much smarter, rational, thoughtful and pragmatic than the ones to the south.
Hi 2 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. The dog looks like it's slightly less likely to go "Hee Haw! Hee Haw!" though.
"I don't know when I'm getting married" 10 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Yes, we're all going to ask you the same set of 10 or 20 questions. Sorry for being interested in your life and for not having a hive mind such that what you tell one adult relative is known by all.
Best education in the world 22 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
It's amazing how well you can do in a non-diverse society. But hey, over here diversity is outer strength, right?
60's and 70's architects should be jailed for ruining cities 7 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
We want green buildings that are net zero,carbon usage! We want good wifi reception at every nook and cranny.

Ohhhh....modern buildings don't look as good as the ones that were built with terrible use of scarce resources and terrible ongoing energy usage. Also, where's my participation trophy?
Did that actually happen ? 40 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Please make it so import have to,do my job.

Or, alternately,
This represents comic book afficianadoes.
Why I still exist 10 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
I didn't want my kids to be "the kids whose dad killed himself."
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He is using the force 5 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
He's trying to,stop,it with the power of his mind. Now, imagine if the combination of air temperature, distance from the volcanoe, etc., caused the lava to,cool,enough to stop. He could play that off to people who think he really does have power.
Honestly the book was way better than the fanfic 8 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Jesus didn't wash a sex worker's feet. He did wash his disciples' feet, and a prostitute washed His feet with her tears.

It doesn't seem like He was against capitalism, either. He advocated using your resources to help others, but NOT confiscating others' resources to do things to make you feel that you were "doing something."

Believers are an imperfect and sinful lot. Here's an odd thought: Making up a version of God to serve your thoughts about what you want Him to be is creating a false god.
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Learned enormous Tapir 3 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
No no no. Government is the ANSWER, not the problem. How will you ever be able to enact the glories of socialism if you don't accept the wisdom of the government making the correct decisions for you to save you and others from making inferior decisions for themselves?
Japan 6 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
OK american Teenagers. Here's your chance to adopt the customs of another country, and you don't even have to,wait for adults to make a law forcing people to do it. You should be eager, since you're always complaining how America is so lame compared to all the other countries.
I keep waiting for it but it never happens 4 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Regardless of infinite probability, things just don't spontaneously go,from disorder to order. That's also the problem with evolution as a natural (not directed) happening.
FBI be like 22 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Thanks...I'm the guest who made the post you replied to, and wanted to confirm I saw it. Huh...a couple years later, going through FS again.
We don't deserve this man 13 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
The lesson: If it's in your power to DO something, then DO it, don't "raise awareness" for others to "do something" or agitate for the government to confiscate other people's money to inefficiently use the bureaucracy to do,it.
Seriously...How 6 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Well, it IS literally true. 16 girls could have become pregnant in Florida after a teen boy ejaculated in a pool somewhere else (maybe not even in Florida). The caption doesn't claim the ejaculation cause the pregnancies.
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Savvy fella 3 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
So...theft. You're bragging about stealing money.
Never tell me the odds 4 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
"OK old man, we can do this the easy way or the hard way..."
Monopod through the ages 2 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Correction/Addition:
Looks 9/10
Attitude 9.5/10