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His parents like "keep playing son"! 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
Lemme guess...it's an artifact or something so the kid doesn't get any of the money.
What we should look for in a president 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
Can't help but notice that the improvement(like MANY others) occurs once the Democrat majority in Comgress was lost, and Republicans had control of Congress.
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Your actions define you. 30 comments
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· 5 years ago
Adolf Hitler on Christianity:
“Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.”
“The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges : the pox and Christianity.”
Great example of a Christian, OP.
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“Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.”
“The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges : the pox and Christianity.”
Great example of a Christian, OP.
I think the psychological term for this is "confused" 26 comments
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· 5 years ago
If I identify as a minority, can I be eligible for scholarships intended for them?
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The future 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
I'll take the unpopular opinion that people who wear flip flops out in public are slobs. So on top of everything else, he has kicked off his flip flops to make himself even more comfortable looking like this.
Today's dose of Tumblr madness 13 comments
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· 5 years ago
That's the thing--if you judge people for "cultural appropriation" and whateverphobia for every damn thing that regular people do, you're going to get it back from someone more extreme than you, and feels more compulsion to "defend" a group that he/she/whatever isn't even a part of.
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Humans have unlimited potential 2 comments
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· 5 years ago
"You could be something that doesn't even exist yet..."
I find that pretty profound. We didn't use to have 3D printing experts or,social media advertising specialists. A generation ago engineers didn't design computer parts, wireless routers or cell phones or cell phone towers/networks. Grandpa grandpa didn't have peers who were rocket scientists or even overnight delivery expedites because FedEx etc. didn't exist. It's weird to think about the jobs there'll be in 20 years that don't exist now, or at least are extremely rare.
I find that pretty profound. We didn't use to have 3D printing experts or,social media advertising specialists. A generation ago engineers didn't design computer parts, wireless routers or cell phones or cell phone towers/networks. Grandpa grandpa didn't have peers who were rocket scientists or even overnight delivery expedites because FedEx etc. didn't exist. It's weird to think about the jobs there'll be in 20 years that don't exist now, or at least are extremely rare.
When you want to get your sibling in trouble 7 comments
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· 5 years ago
When these athletes overact like that, they may or may not get a penalty called on the other player...but do they think that there aren't cameras on them, and it will eventually come out how they're such a big pussy?
Not today, greg 2 comments
Murica 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
Luckily, Democrat women are completely comfortable with men in the ladies' room with them.
Well for christ's sake 15 comments
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· 5 years ago
Barbie has had careers as an astronaut, business woman, scientist...psshhh, all kinds of other stuff. She may TALK a certain way because it's expected, but she actually must be pretty sharp, don't you think?
Even if you are average weight, it makes you feel so self-conscious! 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
OK, I know this is a joke, and not to read too much into it, BUT:
Do you feel inferior to my electronics design skills, or do you realize that particular job is "my thing," and I have a master's degree in engineering plus support of other people like draftsmen, test engineers, etc.? If you spent 40+ hours a week on your looks and had a support team of makeup artists and people who make sure the clothes are perfectly tailored for your particular shape, would you feel less like an orangutan?
Finally, those models are built to show off the clothes, and it's not necessarily the most attractive build otherwise. Yes, lots of guys like curves. Lots of guys like the girl who likes us, regardless of her lack of perfection. We look at a Ferrari as a piece of art, but don't want to be stuck paying for all the unrealistic costs and frequent breakdowns it incurs.
Do you feel inferior to my electronics design skills, or do you realize that particular job is "my thing," and I have a master's degree in engineering plus support of other people like draftsmen, test engineers, etc.? If you spent 40+ hours a week on your looks and had a support team of makeup artists and people who make sure the clothes are perfectly tailored for your particular shape, would you feel less like an orangutan?
Finally, those models are built to show off the clothes, and it's not necessarily the most attractive build otherwise. Yes, lots of guys like curves. Lots of guys like the girl who likes us, regardless of her lack of perfection. We look at a Ferrari as a piece of art, but don't want to be stuck paying for all the unrealistic costs and frequent breakdowns it incurs.
More people need to understand this 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
-It really DOES save me $250 to make this purchase!
-I can't figure out why I don't have money to save or buy a house with. It must be the baby boomer generation's fault somehow.
-I can't figure out why I don't have money to save or buy a house with. It must be the baby boomer generation's fault somehow.
Never let this die, never let this go away 41 comments
How about we toss out the other candidates and just elect her? 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
-Waaaahhhhh...people make laws that I dislike. It restricts what I want to do!
-Here's my idea for some great laws: punish people for doing stuff I don't like.
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-Here's my idea for some great laws: punish people for doing stuff I don't like.
Netflix itself agrees 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
How TF is that chemistry? "Some atoms share electrons. How does that make you feel?"
(Answer question unless triggered in some way.)
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(Answer question unless triggered in some way.)
If men could get pregnant 15 comments
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· 5 years ago
If you recognize that abortion ends a life, it's hard to make the argument that it's only a woman's choice. For example, you wouldn't say that I shouldn't have an opinion on a man beating his girlfriend or wife because I've never beat a woman. Or that you or I can't have a valid opinion on murder because we've never committed murder (making an assumption about you, of course).
Saying that a man has no legal consequences for an unwanted child is both wrong and facetious. Factious because men are saddled with responsibility, and wrong because "I can't make someone else pay for someone so we may as well kill that someone" is a pretty bad philosophy.
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Saying that a man has no legal consequences for an unwanted child is both wrong and facetious. Factious because men are saddled with responsibility, and wrong because "I can't make someone else pay for someone so we may as well kill that someone" is a pretty bad philosophy.
Mind games 10 comments
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· 5 years ago
1. I'm furious that a man would think I need something explained to me, and then "mansplain" it to me.
2. I like to,pretend I don't understand something, requiring more and more basic explanation.
Repeat.
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2. I like to,pretend I don't understand something, requiring more and more basic explanation.
Repeat.
The deepest most desperate desire 11 comments
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· 5 years ago
If they could get the actor, I bet they could write a clever way of bringing him back (cloning?).
Plus,mothers could be flashbacks.
Plus,mothers could be flashbacks.
Found me a relatable sign 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
Dad: Hey teenager of mine, come help me change the tire on the car (which i paid for, pay to insure and do maintenance on, but is usually called "your car" because your mother and I got it so you could travel conveniently)
Teenager: <eye roll>
Dad: Hey Teenager, come help me fix the water heater.
Teenager: Ughhhh...daaaad...I'm doing homework (continues to do 10 minutes of homework that stretches out to two hours because of simultaneously being on phone, surfing web sites, answering texts, and watching a movie).
Dad: Hey teenager, come with me to help a friend put in a deck, then we'll grill some steaks on his gas grill.
Teenager: But daàad, I have stuff I have to do.
Also teenager: Nobody ever teaches us important life skills!
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Teenager: <eye roll>
Dad: Hey Teenager, come help me fix the water heater.
Teenager: Ughhhh...daaaad...I'm doing homework (continues to do 10 minutes of homework that stretches out to two hours because of simultaneously being on phone, surfing web sites, answering texts, and watching a movie).
Dad: Hey teenager, come with me to help a friend put in a deck, then we'll grill some steaks on his gas grill.
Teenager: But daàad, I have stuff I have to do.
Also teenager: Nobody ever teaches us important life skills!
This butterfly has a number on its wing 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
That's amazing how it evolved to be superior to 79 other kinds of butterflies.
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ONLY : "Wut" is allowed to be commented XD 22 comments
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· 5 years ago
"Dating" may be a construct of the patriarchy, held over from the long period of time when men/boys could earn much more money than women/girls, but I can't help but notice that it's been retained long past that time merely because it results in free food and entertainment for the latter.
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You know what they say about the road to hell and good intentions 11 comments
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· 5 years ago
This post is terrible, because it deviates from the "Americans are the stupid ones both at home and in foreign countries" narrative.
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I definetly agree with this 53 comments
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· 5 years ago
Imagine the "oh mooooooooommmmmm" and eyeroll,when told to get off the phone/iPad/co,puter/TV and go,out to play. It'd be the same whining and excuses as put forth by today's teens when asked to do a chore or help out in some way.
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The Door to Hell 13 comments
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· 5 years ago
Scientists? The same people that, when someone says something that's difficult to believe, the overriding factor is "Scientists say so?"
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Who would not follow the cap? 17 comments
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· 5 years ago
So....if the government infringes on our second amendment rights, I'm a hero for keeping my just-became-illegal firearms?
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The futurrrrre of Americaaa 14 comments
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· 5 years ago
"Waaahhhh....the Seahag *I* wanted didn't get elected. That means that everyone must've made a mistake. I need my safe space."
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Ha. Ahhh this got me laughing all day 4 comments
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· 5 years ago
Well, Olive Oyl sure isn't b*n*r inspiring, and if she wore her regular clothes to bed it's going to be even more difficult for Popeye to work up any...errrr..."interest."
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\(•~•)/ \(•_•)/ \(*<*)/ Be the crazy one! 12 comments
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· 5 years ago
"Be the girl who exasperates the teacher and prevents the other kids from learning what their parents are paying for."
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Hmmm 14 comments
Hostage situation 1 comments
Cecily burning a lot of politicians 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
Irony: She in fact IS telling them "how to do politics or whatever," just not directly but via sarcasm.
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Please do 4 comments
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· 5 years ago
"The firearms industry supports people being able to,defend themselves from Niger, stronger and numerous assailants. I'm going to demand legislation that requires others to refrain from supporting those industries."
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Trump 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
Trump is ugly.
Trump has weird hair.
Trump's skin is orange.
Feminists: "It's terrible how only women are judged on their appearance!"
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Trump has weird hair.
Trump's skin is orange.
Feminists: "It's terrible how only women are judged on their appearance!"
So wrong, we need more people like this 11 comments
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· 5 years ago
If you want to serve food to the public, you need to have a certain level of cleanliness. For example, our church had a kitchen with wood counters, and before we could use that kitchen to prepare hot lunches for the school, the counters had to be changed to stainless steel. There were other changes as well.
So, the first reaction to the "guy arrested for feeding the homeless" headline is that it's over-regulation (or if you're really stupid, "capitalism's fault). But what are we supposed to do...ignore the laws when someone has good intentions? Not have food safety laws?
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So, the first reaction to the "guy arrested for feeding the homeless" headline is that it's over-regulation (or if you're really stupid, "capitalism's fault). But what are we supposed to do...ignore the laws when someone has good intentions? Not have food safety laws?
*Justice league of Sass 5* 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
Teens: Yeah! Stupid materialistic adults!
Also teens: Mom, Dad...i need you to buy me tons of stuff.
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Also teens: Mom, Dad...i need you to buy me tons of stuff.
This was written by an 8yo girl from Romania! 14 comments
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· 5 years ago
Hope nobody ever needs something that requires effort or sacrifice or thought to create. Doing nothing gets you the same as doing something that others can't or won't.
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An extremely rare Pocket Shark, only second of it's kind seen by humans 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
That's a twist...there was they examined what was the contents of a sperm whale instead on the sperm that was the contents of a girl from Wales.
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Please, just for one day 4 comments
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· 5 years ago
Removing warning labels will result in massive homicide? The post doesn't advocate making murder legal...it just suggests removing warning labels.
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why can't all countries be like this? 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
Here's how to start without even needing new laws: Whenever you are in a situation where you would,otherwise have needed a plastic bag, make sure to have a bag (or several bags) with you--a cloth bag, paper bag, even a previously used plastic bag. Then, you will have saved the store or whatever from having to give you a bag or bags for your stuff. You can get all like minded people to adopt this tactic. Others will see you doing this, and it will catch on, saving many plastic bags times the huge percentage of people you inspired.
The downside is that YOU have to start doing something instead of relying on other people to make a law that forces others to do what you want.
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The downside is that YOU have to start doing something instead of relying on other people to make a law that forces others to do what you want.
Really makes you think 2 comments
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· 5 years ago
At the federal level, Obama had a partial term as senator. Before that, he was a Chicago politician and "community activist," which means professional grievance promoter and agitator.
Some people have business experience, that is, unlike lifelong politicians, they've had to make a payroll, evaluate profit and loss, navigate government regulations, and plan around growth and product development. You'd *think* that politicians would be conversant in government regulations, but they exempt themselves. That is, for example, OSHA doesn't apply so the unpaid interns (note that $0 per hour is definitely less than minimum wage) are subject to tripping hazards over extension cords running all over and fire risk from overuse of outlets...things that would get a *company* a fine or shut down.
That doesn't mean I think that Donald Trump's experience warrants voting for him, but experience in private enterprise (for *someone*) would,be preferable to decades of nothing but politics.
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Some people have business experience, that is, unlike lifelong politicians, they've had to make a payroll, evaluate profit and loss, navigate government regulations, and plan around growth and product development. You'd *think* that politicians would be conversant in government regulations, but they exempt themselves. That is, for example, OSHA doesn't apply so the unpaid interns (note that $0 per hour is definitely less than minimum wage) are subject to tripping hazards over extension cords running all over and fire risk from overuse of outlets...things that would get a *company* a fine or shut down.
That doesn't mean I think that Donald Trump's experience warrants voting for him, but experience in private enterprise (for *someone*) would,be preferable to decades of nothing but politics.
illuminati confirmed 18 comments
SNL Korea stereotypes the American girlfriend 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
Next up: Comments on all the other memes about Americans by people from other countries who get all their information on americans from TV, movies and skits like this one.
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Dropping napalm on Huffington Post 24 comments
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· 5 years ago
That's one problem with the "diversity is our strength" philosophy...you can't just say "we hire the most qualified person" if,you wind up with a non-diverse staff. If you push hiring women even when you have to take ones with less experience or qualifications or whatever because of "diversity'" and you criticize all-male groups as non-inclusive, then you look stupid for having an all-female group. Same for race or other identity politics points.
George RR Martin: Game of Thrones characters die because 'it has to be done' 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
In real life, there's a ton of waiting in between things happening, but the books and tv show dispense with that.
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Accurate 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
OK, I'll say it...they aren't even very good cookies. Have you ever figured the price per ounce? There are many much better alternatives. I can't even figure out why they're that expensive, since the distribution channel is worked for free by the scouts and their parents.
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touché EU, congrats 19 comments
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· 5 years ago
Britain wants to get control of its borders, and the person protesting against that looks...well....like he's not historically from Britain. It practically illustrates what the English are trying to put limits on.
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