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I'm laughing my ass off and my son asks me "What's so funny"? Nothing, nothing.

The 99 Pence Store!

Well, as the "de-facto leader" has turn Europe into a bit crap hole, I'll take pretty much anything else.

Uh, no.

The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Sheeple.

This is stupid - it reads as if this type of situation happens every week or so. If Mr Fisher thinks it so great, would he be the first to volunteer or is he suggesting someone else "volunteer "? Lazy "feel good" story.

Not like that good ol' communism. Boy that system has been so great for humanity. (Can you see my face palm through the web right now?)

Nope. Per US law, no hospital can refuse to treat some who comes into their ER. Hospitals also write off billions (with a B) in charity care and bad debts due to unpaid bills.

Obummer had none of these either.

Looks exactly like my beagle!

It's already a heavy duty security door. 1 plus infinity is still infinity.

Stolen from Willie Wanka.

I could look that good with a professional stylist too.
Ok, no i couldn't.

It was the boomers parents in the 40s-60s, sometimes referred to as the Silent Generation.

Was the trick to get double shots allowed?

As long as they show up for their court date, you'd get most of it back (less what ever fee tell bail bondsman charges).

Not tired of winning yet. MAGA!

Medicare alone is over 15% of Federal spending, MediCaid is 28% of State budgets. States spend on average 30% of their budgets on education. Don't say we starve them of funds, how the funds are spent is a different matter.

So 19 was the limit but then got raised to 20?

Elbow drop from the top rope!

From how slow and tired he sounds from singing it, I'd go with the latter.

The electoral college would work properly if the 17th Amendment hadn't f'ed up the entire system. The founders did not want directly elected senators so they would be more responsive to their state/constituency. Some states went years without representation in Congress so they got pissed when they couldn't get their sh-t together. Now they get elected for 6 years and say f u until the next time they're up for re-election.

Thank you for that article from 2015.

Have fun with your new cell mate Bubba.

Tucker Carlson?? What kind of glue has she been drinking?

It was a Hot Wheels car back in the late 60s-early 70s.

The City of Atlanta throws away money like a drunken sailor on shore leave. Millions on streetcars that don't work, awnings at the airport instead of better traffic flow, etc. Mayor's chief of staff charging the city for personnel travel. Most corrupt city in the nation.

So the productive members of society essentially paid the bill with their massive tax payments. Big win there buddy.

My beagle does the same.

Brando-cat.

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

Essentially every atom and hence all things in the universe are the same age.

I can't stop giggling and my kids keep asking why.

Dinkleberg!

Hi , I'm Paris. I do nothing but exist and breathe, please love me.

Toy Story characters like Woody, Bullseye, et.al were around in the 50s/60s (per TV show) so probably American.

Borrowed $25,000 from dad which became Micro$oft. Dad gets whatever the f*** he wants.

So he's an educated surgeon and hanging out on 4chan? Doubt.

Looks like the free real estate guy.

You mean you don't want random bee trash in your honey? Raw unfiltered product will have wings, legs, larvae and other things in it.

He is never going to survive 2nd night.

Keep smoking that weed.

It even has a noise suppressor on it's opening.

I first heard that on a radio ad ten years ago.

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Half Dome in Yosemite National Park.

The grim reaper needs to put it away. That's nasty.