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I bet it took a long time to find a Calvin and Hobbes that wasn’t funny.

Who?
And
Who?

The line is “You are what you eat, asshole!”

I call it International Kickball.

That poor multi-millionaire princess celebrity on a giant yacht.
So very sad.

Retried beans are Mexican mashed potatoes.

As a grumpy old fart, I completely agree with her statement.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Someday one of these might be funny, but I doubt it.

What happened to the son that got taken away?

Thanks, that really cleared up who they are.

Who are they?
One looks like it might be Stanley Tucci.

The suit is much better in the first one.

Cesspool then, cesspool now, cesspool always.

Looks like her mom is “a people in need”
Should have donated some of the money to her.

And he hates the guy that lives below him.

I personally hate these comics.

That’s the smile of a woman very happy for her daughter.

As the picture shows, redheads are hot.
So a cancer patient gets to go from bald to hot.

Why did I become 12 years old reading this? Boobies!

Does anyone actually like getting rained on? I personally hate it.

Why?

No, you’re a lonely guy without a girlfriend who dresses up like a female.

You got a cat as your dogs new chew toy, hope he likes it.

That was all Bill Cosby wanted, women to come over and take a nap.

He’s way too happy about his timing.

Yuck! They can have it.

LEGO used to be use your imagination and build anything.
Now they are just overpriced ugly 3D puzzles.

Oh man, it’s 23 degrees out, I so want to sit on some fresh cut grass and soak up some sun!

Seasons 8 & 12 suck; after that it went from great to outstanding!

And that is what makes soccer such an exciting game.

You can look at it two ways...
A guy stroking
or
A girl with a vibrating toy.

Almost nobody said that they don’t like plastic straws.
Just the incredibly loud righteous, we know better than everyone else.

It’s a compliment as long as they don’t say Ron Jeremy.

Should have had him in cargo shorts.

The worst is when you’re still half asleep, slightly stretch and get a cramp!

Bull!
The foot was outside the safety of the blanket, the ‘under the bed monster’ did it and framed the husband.

So you like your women to be female, makes sense to me.

That is great, I love it.

Fiona wasn’t morbidly obese.

That’s only if you’re a contestant.