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I need backup now! 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It is a Christmas movie because Christmas is important to the plot. Gruber plans for the heist to happen during the company's Christmas party so the building would be mostly empty, and they could get to Takagi. Maclean is in LA to visit his wife because it's Christmas.
Henry Cavill is exactly like Sterling Archer 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The character of archer is partly based on the original napoleon solo.
15+ photos prove that canadians are weird 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*that prove Canadians are awesome and adorable.
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Ha, gay! 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So we should ignore their blanant human rights violations because their religion is going through it's dark period? Fuck that.
I'll give you my kidney 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can't buy them but they cam be gifted to you.
NERDS! 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
We drink tea! :)
Yeeeah right! :D 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's a metaphor!! Damn...
Saudi news channel censored the uncovered hair of Angela Merkel 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Forcing women to cover up is less funny than a bad joke.
Just your daily reminder to not give a f**k! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's about how you feel when you're alive.
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Is this California's future? 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Silicone straws.
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Automatic American citizenship for these bloaks 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's spelled blokes...
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Capitalism yes 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Works..."
Back and forward 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Assuming there is a god at all...
Chuck Norris story 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Am I the only person who never found chuck norris jokes funny?? They were terrible ten years ago and they're terrible now...fuck.
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Swooce right in 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Alternatively, the bio parent might save the kid from a bad situation. Happened to my friend whose adopted parents split up and he got shipped off to his aunt and uncle in a different town.
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Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You say that, as if female birth control is sooo easy. Fuck off.
Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Men do get told to keep it their pants. No one is denying this. But women get slut-shamed a hell of a lot more frequently, and badly. (Looking at every religion, ever.)
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Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Say it again, for the Republicans in the back!
Ruff ruff 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Big surprise, small dogs are assholes.
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This is a Cutlassfish 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok, cool, we saw, NOW PUT IT BACK!!
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The internet of ducks 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Emojipedia has the only one that actually looks like a mallard duck.
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Equal 33 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok, work in customer service and don't treat people the same. See how long you keep your job.
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Horrible 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes he could have prevented it but that doesn't mean it wasn't a dick move.
Life lesson from Mom 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But good in what way? ;)
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Good for you for having goals in life 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If, and only if, obesity is caused by a mental illness (i.e. addiction to food) can you compare it to other mental ilnesses.
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Ariana Grande is a deer 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You ruined Bambi!! Why would you do this?? It can never be unseen!!
Faith in humanity restored 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Retail
Freedom of speech 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How is it disrespectful to the troops? They're dying for our freedom, including the freedom to protest.
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Legend 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Aaaww, i love when people whine about whiners! You don't like her. Too bad for you.
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*Thanos intensifies* 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The point isn't that his plan is ridiculous; the point is that he is a fanatic hellbent on applying his overly simple solution to a vastly complicated problem.
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Damn son 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But Canada won.
Dr Phil with words of wisdom 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or use a fucking condom instead of blaming women's clothing for you your poor choices.
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Pretty much sums up tv networks right now 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Netflix canceled Dirk Gently and Disjointed!!
You are truly a ass!! 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The fact that it's fast food isn't an excuse to not clean up after yourself.
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Facts of Life 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes.
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Seinfeld still holds up today 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Although there's both of wrong with being a cashier. (Yes, I know it's actually about her snobby attitude.)
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Sorry to inconvenience you with my privacy! 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Run
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Not today 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's not what the meme is about...
Carrie Fisher's advice to Daisy Ridley 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Do not dare denounce the genius and badass that is Carrie Fisher!
Problem solved 33 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is it really that hard? Just don't steal people's private images.
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You can't sell things you don't have 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stand by tickets were a much better system. If there's a flight with no show's, the first people who bought a stand by ticket get the seats. If the flight is full, you wait until there's a no show on a flight to your destination.
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Simple as that 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How is that relevant? Adele has a whole album about one person.
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Give the poor man a cookie 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's not what the issue is!! It's not about what the user shares or likes or if they don't bother with privacy settings. The user is responsible for those things. However, they are not responsible for Facebook accessing their emails or text messages, even if they're not logged in to Facebook. That's the issue.
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Dumbass 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fine, just die then. She was trying to help.
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Slow down 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's clearly blocked by the post, you fungus.
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Carrots were purple, yellow & white until 1600s,when Dutch Farmers crossbred them 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's not like these carrots don't exist anymore. Now we call hem heirloom carrots. Factory farms mono crop but if you look for local farms they often have things like this.
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You dug your own grave 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Odd choice of dying words.
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I knew it 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Drink a bit glass of water right before bed. Your body will wake you up when you need to see.
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Exam tip 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Engineering.
While her girls are complaining about their relationships, she'll remember you 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If she doesn't like it, it doesn't matter why. It would matter if her partner did it after she's asked them not to.
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