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So smooth 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's doubly ironic, Since the Clintons have had more people killed than candidate Trump.
For those chili occasions 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Even the toilet bowl is giant.
This only 90's kids will understand 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe one solace is that even when one decade's prospects for something--earnings, job prospects, home ownership, investment returns--are stacked against you ON AVERAGE, there are plenty of people who do well for themselves by getting to work and making the most of what they have rather than dwelling on what they don't have or what takes a little more effort than for another group of people.

Also, when I needed to fix something on my car or house, I went to the library to look at a book (possibly outdated) to learn how to fix or update the thing. Then, I went to the store and paid list price or ordered from a toll free number and waited six weeks for the whatever to arrive. Now, I go online and someone has kindly posted a video showing exactly what I need to know, and ordering online means the item will arrive in about two days...and I'll pay half of what I used to. The last time I bought a car, I got several dealers to send me their best price via email, and went to buy w/o hassle
Two teddy bears, many years later 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also, cribs used to have slats a little farther apart than they are allowe to now, which led to a few strangling deaths. Most of us survived, but for a few families it was tragic. So, "my baby is using my old crib" might sound cute, but could be a bad idea. Same with toys...we,know more now than we did then. The first two things I noticed were those choking hazard eyes and that choking/strangling hazard neck ribbon. There's a high chance that nothing would go wrong, but the consequences are huge in a few cases.
What with... 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's a load-bearing decoration.
Dr. Seuss 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If there's equal opportunity, there'll always be large inequalities in outcomes. Part of that is due to random chance & statistical distribution, but also a large part is due to effort.
I hope that one day someone makes a compilation of my titles. Or a pilgrimage to them. 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There are many types of cookies I prefer to Girl Scout cookies, at a fourth the cost per ounce.
Parents, huh? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Right...right...you can't afford a house on your salary after earning your Women's Studies degree or Art History or Modern Dance, but,of,course it's someone else's fault. Probably the generation that includes the two people still paying your cell phone bill.
Just admit it 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I se what youmdodmtjere...(sorry, typing one handed).
Well we don't have a choice 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Students have it SO hard..." Wait 'til you get a job that depends on plenty of other (not necessarily reliable) people, and are responsible for not only yourself but your family as well. You'll understand why adults look back at high school and college so wistfully.
Just blend em in,don't make em a cliche or a token. 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When we get to that point, maybe we can also have a villain who just happens to be LGBTXYZ+ without "the community" getting up in arms because one of them is protrayed in someone less than a glowing light.
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The old white men 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This post has a real life lesson...you can't make fun of most groups, or even point out the truth about them, but you can always assign blame to white males.
Creepy And Realistic Natural Animal Sculptures 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
alkali.
Jesus vs Odin 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Where did Jesus promise to get rid of wicked people?

I mean, people take biblical stuff out of context all the time to support a view that they already wanted to believe, but this is really mistaken.
*Anti-Trump Title* 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, murdering 6 million people and bringing nearly the entire world into a war is equal to a president who won't do all the stuff you want, like pay for inefficient government programs to transfer wealth from some people that you don't think deserve it to others that you feel deserve it more, allowing you to feel good about causes that you are "for" but don't actually comtribute to monetarily or with time volunteering.
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Comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format 33 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also, a map,ofcountries that have put a man on the moon.
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what a perfect choice 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Bear's garlic?" Is that slang for,something.
That side of the family isn't too bright 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Give a re-wedding present of an IOU, and ask why.
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Insane anxiety levels 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wait 'till you have a job to,support your ungrateful children.
A kiss goodbye 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was at a book/movie store with holes like that in the booths in the back. There were NOT wholesome young ladies on the other side, however.
His parents like "keep playing son"! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lemme guess...it's an artifact or something so the kid doesn't get any of the money.
What we should look for in a president 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can't help but notice that the improvement(like MANY others) occurs once the Democrat majority in Comgress was lost, and Republicans had control of Congress.
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Your actions define you. 30 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Adolf Hitler on Christianity:
“Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.”
“The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges : the pox and Christianity.”

Great example of a Christian, OP.
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I think the psychological term for this is "confused" 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If I identify as a minority, can I be eligible for scholarships intended for them?
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The future 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'll take the unpopular opinion that people who wear flip flops out in public are slobs. So on top of everything else, he has kicked off his flip flops to make himself even more comfortable looking like this.
Today's dose of Tumblr madness 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's the thing--if you judge people for "cultural appropriation" and whateverphobia for every damn thing that regular people do, you're going to get it back from someone more extreme than you, and feels more compulsion to "defend" a group that he/she/whatever isn't even a part of.
Humans have unlimited potential 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"You could be something that doesn't even exist yet..."

I find that pretty profound. We didn't use to have 3D printing experts or,social media advertising specialists. A generation ago engineers didn't design computer parts, wireless routers or cell phones or cell phone towers/networks. Grandpa grandpa didn't have peers who were rocket scientists or even overnight delivery expedites because FedEx etc. didn't exist. It's weird to think about the jobs there'll be in 20 years that don't exist now, or at least are extremely rare.
When you want to get your sibling in trouble 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When these athletes overact like that, they may or may not get a penalty called on the other player...but do they think that there aren't cameras on them, and it will eventually come out how they're such a big pussy?
Not today, greg 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Reverse the genders and imagine the outrage you'd trigger.
Murica 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Luckily, Democrat women are completely comfortable with men in the ladies' room with them.
Well for christ's sake 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Barbie has had careers as an astronaut, business woman, scientist...psshhh, all kinds of other stuff. She may TALK a certain way because it's expected, but she actually must be pretty sharp, don't you think?
Even if you are average weight, it makes you feel so self-conscious! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OK, I know this is a joke, and not to read too much into it, BUT:
Do you feel inferior to my electronics design skills, or do you realize that particular job is "my thing," and I have a master's degree in engineering plus support of other people like draftsmen, test engineers, etc.? If you spent 40+ hours a week on your looks and had a support team of makeup artists and people who make sure the clothes are perfectly tailored for your particular shape, would you feel less like an orangutan?

Finally, those models are built to show off the clothes, and it's not necessarily the most attractive build otherwise. Yes, lots of guys like curves. Lots of guys like the girl who likes us, regardless of her lack of perfection. We look at a Ferrari as a piece of art, but don't want to be stuck paying for all the unrealistic costs and frequent breakdowns it incurs.
More people need to understand this 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
-It really DOES save me $250 to make this purchase!
-I can't figure out why I don't have money to save or buy a house with. It must be the baby boomer generation's fault somehow.
Atleast he got over his hot topic stage.. 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Never let this die, never let this go away 41 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Behead those who insult Islam or The Prophet!
How about we toss out the other candidates and just elect her? 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
-Waaaahhhhh...people make laws that I dislike. It restricts what I want to do!
-Here's my idea for some great laws: punish people for doing stuff I don't like.
Netflix itself agrees 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How TF is that chemistry? "Some atoms share electrons. How does that make you feel?"
(Answer question unless triggered in some way.)
If men could get pregnant 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you recognize that abortion ends a life, it's hard to make the argument that it's only a woman's choice. For example, you wouldn't say that I shouldn't have an opinion on a man beating his girlfriend or wife because I've never beat a woman. Or that you or I can't have a valid opinion on murder because we've never committed murder (making an assumption about you, of course).

Saying that a man has no legal consequences for an unwanted child is both wrong and facetious. Factious because men are saddled with responsibility, and wrong because "I can't make someone else pay for someone so we may as well kill that someone" is a pretty bad philosophy.
Mind games 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
1. I'm furious that a man would think I need something explained to me, and then "mansplain" it to me.

2. I like to,pretend I don't understand something, requiring more and more basic explanation.

Repeat.
The deepest most desperate desire 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If they could get the actor, I bet they could write a clever way of bringing him back (cloning?).

Plus,mothers could be flashbacks.
Found me a relatable sign 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dad: Hey teenager of mine, come help me change the tire on the car (which i paid for, pay to insure and do maintenance on, but is usually called "your car" because your mother and I got it so you could travel conveniently)
Teenager: <eye roll>

Dad: Hey Teenager, come help me fix the water heater.
Teenager: Ughhhh...daaaad...I'm doing homework (continues to do 10 minutes of homework that stretches out to two hours because of simultaneously being on phone, surfing web sites, answering texts, and watching a movie).

Dad: Hey teenager, come with me to help a friend put in a deck, then we'll grill some steaks on his gas grill.
Teenager: But daàad, I have stuff I have to do.

Also teenager: Nobody ever teaches us important life skills!
This butterfly has a number on its wing 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's amazing how it evolved to be superior to 79 other kinds of butterflies.
ONLY : "Wut" is allowed to be commented XD 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Dating" may be a construct of the patriarchy, held over from the long period of time when men/boys could earn much more money than women/girls, but I can't help but notice that it's been retained long past that time merely because it results in free food and entertainment for the latter.
You know what they say about the road to hell and good intentions 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This post is terrible, because it deviates from the "Americans are the stupid ones both at home and in foreign countries" narrative.
I definetly agree with this 53 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Imagine the "oh mooooooooommmmmm" and eyeroll,when told to get off the phone/iPad/co,puter/TV and go,out to play. It'd be the same whining and excuses as put forth by today's teens when asked to do a chore or help out in some way.
The Door to Hell 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Scientists? The same people that, when someone says something that's difficult to believe, the overriding factor is "Scientists say so?"
Who would not follow the cap? 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So....if the government infringes on our second amendment rights, I'm a hero for keeping my just-became-illegal firearms?
The futurrrrre of Americaaa 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Waaahhhh....the Seahag *I* wanted didn't get elected. That means that everyone must've made a mistake. I need my safe space."
Ha. Ahhh this got me laughing all day 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, Olive Oyl sure isn't b*n*r inspiring, and if she wore her regular clothes to bed it's going to be even more difficult for Popeye to work up any...errrr..."interest."
\(•~•)/ \(•_•)/ \(*<*)/ Be the crazy one! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Be the girl who exasperates the teacher and prevents the other kids from learning what their parents are paying for."