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Why everyone is fat 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

They could be the same price but more people would still order the burger for taste

Oh Snap America, Your Move... 34 comments

guest · 10 years ago

As an American with a kettle, I was unaware this was a thing

So my neighbors have been communicating 21 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I have never seen so many networks show up...even in a public coffee shop with everyone on their laptops??!

Try to live your life like this man 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

His mouth is the least of his worries. He looks like a cross between a meth head and a hippie.

What I would give to meet this man *-* 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That family has some good genes dayum

You're not ugly 25 comments

guest · 10 years ago

As someone who has checked children's assignments, I can tell you this is nothing compared to what I've seen lol.

Best couches 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Uncomfortable
Looks weird
Computer generated image
Cool but probably difficult to convert back and forth
This is only a concept - not real
Looks like a cross between a caterpillar,grapes, and a blanket. How is it even considered a couch?
Belongs in an art museum
Uncomfortable and also belongs in an art museum
Cool design but cheesy at the same time. Maybe would be good in a kids room/someone obsessed with cars/people obsessed with unique furniture

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Great job educating your students 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Not an excuse but an explanation - it was probably made in a non-English speaking country

Enough said 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Ick touching comments like these make me feel nauseated

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i dont think you understand how much i cannot do that 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I'm 22 and same for me. I actually write script for myself so I know what to say lol

*slowly disappears into bush* 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Or when you ate something you weren't supposed to

Scumbag brain 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I don't answer that question because people end up making fun of me or just say "never heard if it" which leads to a dead end

Caught by Nick Caged 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Also it doesn't mean they were in a liquor store. She could have just been by the alcohol section in a grocery store.

Hakuna matata 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I feel bad for laughing

The hand 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Also, the hand gesture stereotype is true. I had a few friends for years and one day they decided to do an impression of me and did hand gestures and I was like omg have I been doing that all of my life???? And they were like "yep."

Oh Phoebe! 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Phoebe's boobs omg o.o
I'm a straight female but I think they look so good

Front camera 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That's how I found this site :)

Who'zy good boy? 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Ok this is so weird but my first "date" when I was a kid was going over a brunette kid's house and watching seasame street and he had red carpet and a dog like that. That's not the kid though but it's still really weird.

Yummy! I'd like to buy 6. 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

2 types of people

Oh tumblr 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Some guy at my school looks like Jensen Ackles. But he is a huge douche so it ruins the whole thing.

The Ultimate Way To Answer Street Harassment... 18 comments

guest · 10 years ago

It's clearly a drawing

A friend of mine still uses dial up 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That shouldn't even be legal

If I spawned a kid 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I would put dentures on. It's not cute. It's annoying to have someone touching and poking on your face.

Take that 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Think people highlight the parts they think are the funniest/most important

Ooh he's up to something 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Is there ever a time he's not high

If you don't like it, deal with it 35 comments

guest · 10 years ago

"Sure, especially if he takes you to a pizzeria and you will demand a burger with fries because of the decision you made some time ago and posted it on funsubstance" that's the part that threw me. I have no idea why a girl would demand a burger and fries at a pizzeria. I would have her head examined. But the part about girls having an attitude and bragging about ordering a burger for the sake of not conforming to standards is absolutely obnoxious... So I actually agree with that part.

If you don't like it, deal with it 35 comments

guest · 10 years ago

No I didn't miss anything.

If I spawned a kid 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

If I was that baby I won't gnaw at that person's fingers for irritating me

If you don't like it, deal with it 35 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Ewqua - do you realize you missed the whole point of the post?
The point was do what you what

What a life 23 comments

guest · 10 years ago

This happens when I think about my ex

Fake b*ners 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

The ones with a little spandex in them feel better
Jeggings are comfortable to me

Fake b*ners 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I also get zip-up sweater boners
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/xW/zip-up-sweater-1109-s3-medium_new.jpg

They still count though. They still count... 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I find it weird that my parents are extreme prudes and used to date multiple people at once while I'm much less of a prude and this post describes me

Test This Kid's IQ- I Bet It's Off The Chart.... 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

You can see that the kid actually solved it but then erased it lol

Best comeback 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Jake be mad

Bacon food 15 comments

guest · 10 years ago

No I want bacon on a burger now

When your grandma has facebook 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Hahaha omg this is definitely how my family would respond

When there's no wifi 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Me too o.o

Thats a bit harsh 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Yes

Sooo I found this on Urban Dictionary.... I got a feeling they don't like Oprah 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Omfg I just realized that the rainbow parties were connected to those jelly bracelets and I used to wear them as a kid omg hahahahahaha that is so embarrassing and creepy I can't even compute this information

Weird 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I think this is one of the most disturbing things I've read

Choices 19 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Pot meet kettle
He's as fat as they are

Jaden Smith's new shop? 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

More Jaden smith jokes pleaseeee

Buckle up we're going on a feels trip :( 22 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Why do I feel this was made up