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I can confirm he actually has four nipples, the other two are smaller and look more like freckles but they still count. Feel free to google it!

If you can't put the straw in you're too drunk.

Cameras can only focus on one thing

The fact that this would work on me is sad.

This makes me happy

I insult my friends all the time, they don't care

Good job you broke physics

I never stopped doing it

On his arms? Socks are you kidding me? Who the fuck puts socks on there arms?

Spoons. Stupid spoons

Wireless, wire less as in no wire idiots.

It's not scary.

Catnip.

Hufflepuff cup. It's a horcrux

He'll warm up to you

What keeps you up at night, your favourite books

I wouldn't marry someone who would do that to one of my books. I probably kill them with a fucking spoon

Maybe they're actually in love.

Okay too much Internet.

It's half cooked idiots. Lobsters are not naturally red they're the ugly black/brown colour. When you cook a lobster however it turns red and that is what they did.

*gaga

Lady gags isn't bad.

"One hit carreer" say that to their three number one albums