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Why everyone is fat 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They could be the same price but more people would still order the burger for taste
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Oh Snap America, Your Move... 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As an American with a kettle, I was unaware this was a thing
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So my neighbors have been communicating 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have never seen so many networks show up...even in a public coffee shop with everyone on their laptops??!
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Try to live your life like this man 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
His mouth is the least of his worries. He looks like a cross between a meth head and a hippie.
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What I would give to meet this man *-* 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That family has some good genes dayum
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You're not ugly 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As someone who has checked children's assignments, I can tell you this is nothing compared to what I've seen lol.
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Best couches 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Uncomfortable
Looks weird
Computer generated image
Cool but probably difficult to convert back and forth
This is only a concept - not real
Looks like a cross between a caterpillar,grapes, and a blanket. How is it even considered a couch?
Belongs in an art museum
Uncomfortable and also belongs in an art museum
Cool design but cheesy at the same time. Maybe would be good in a kids room/someone obsessed with cars/people obsessed with unique furniture
Great job educating your students 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not an excuse but an explanation - it was probably made in a non-English speaking country
Enough said 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ick touching comments like these make me feel nauseated
i dont think you understand how much i cannot do that 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm 22 and same for me. I actually write script for myself so I know what to say lol
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*slowly disappears into bush* 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or when you ate something you weren't supposed to
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Scumbag brain 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't answer that question because people end up making fun of me or just say "never heard if it" which leads to a dead end
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Caught by Nick Caged 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also it doesn't mean they were in a liquor store. She could have just been by the alcohol section in a grocery store.
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Hakuna matata 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I feel bad for laughing
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The hand 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also, the hand gesture stereotype is true. I had a few friends for years and one day they decided to do an impression of me and did hand gestures and I was like omg have I been doing that all of my life???? And they were like "yep."
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Oh Phoebe! 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Phoebe's boobs omg o.o
I'm a straight female but I think they look so good
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Front camera 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's how I found this site :)
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Who'zy good boy? 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok this is so weird but my first "date" when I was a kid was going over a brunette kid's house and watching seasame street and he had red carpet and a dog like that. That's not the kid though but it's still really weird.
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Yummy! I'd like to buy 6. 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
2 types of people
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Oh tumblr 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Some guy at my school looks like Jensen Ackles. But he is a huge douche so it ruins the whole thing.
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The Ultimate Way To Answer Street Harassment... 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's clearly a drawing
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A friend of mine still uses dial up 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That shouldn't even be legal
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If I spawned a kid 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I would put dentures on. It's not cute. It's annoying to have someone touching and poking on your face.
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Take that 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Think people highlight the parts they think are the funniest/most important
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Ooh he's up to something 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is there ever a time he's not high
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If you don't like it, deal with it 35 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Sure, especially if he takes you to a pizzeria and you will demand a burger with fries because of the decision you made some time ago and posted it on funsubstance" that's the part that threw me. I have no idea why a girl would demand a burger and fries at a pizzeria. I would have her head examined. But the part about girls having an attitude and bragging about ordering a burger for the sake of not conforming to standards is absolutely obnoxious... So I actually agree with that part.
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If you don't like it, deal with it 35 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No I didn't miss anything.
If I spawned a kid 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If I was that baby I won't gnaw at that person's fingers for irritating me
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If you don't like it, deal with it 35 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ewqua - do you realize you missed the whole point of the post?
The point was do what you what
What a life 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This happens when I think about my ex
Fake b*ners 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The ones with a little spandex in them feel better
Jeggings are comfortable to me
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They still count though. They still count... 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I find it weird that my parents are extreme prudes and used to date multiple people at once while I'm much less of a prude and this post describes me
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Test This Kid's IQ- I Bet It's Off The Chart.... 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can see that the kid actually solved it but then erased it lol
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Best comeback 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Jake be mad
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Bacon food 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No I want bacon on a burger now
When your grandma has facebook 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hahaha omg this is definitely how my family would respond
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When there's no wifi 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Me too o.o
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Thats a bit harsh 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes
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Sooo I found this on Urban Dictionary.... I got a feeling they don't like Oprah 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Omfg I just realized that the rainbow parties were connected to those jelly bracelets and I used to wear them as a kid omg hahahahahaha that is so embarrassing and creepy I can't even compute this information
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Weird 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think this is one of the most disturbing things I've read
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Choices 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Pot meet kettle
He's as fat as they are
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Jaden Smith's new shop? 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
More Jaden smith jokes pleaseeee
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Buckle up we're going on a feels trip :( 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why do I feel this was made up
Glow in the dark nail polish 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That would be beautiful
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UDS- Ugly Duckling Syndrom 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This happened to me :)
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UDS- Ugly Duckling Syndrom 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So he wears makeup now?
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Nicolas Cage 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dat ain't muh baby woman
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4chan 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ummm no. No one on that site ever gets laid or even comes close to it.
Ya Hanna Montana... 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is it just me or does it seem like Miley gives a lot of bjs now