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Volunteer work

You don't say?

Emu craps? Do people actually have to worry somewhere about emu's crapping on their car?
"Honnnneeeeyyyy, an emu crapped on my car again..."

Like that guy on Storage Wars?

That's from the Holes movie right?

THE GOLDEN. FUCKING. COMPASS.
I'm not a Percy Jackson or Eragon fan, so I never saw those movies or read those books. But the Golden Compass movie MADE ME RAGE.

this way the ice melting doesn't water the beer down.

because THAT'S WHAT IT WAS DESCRIBED LIKE IN THE BOOK.
I was irritated it didn't actually look like that -_-

omg... that's so sad

Filch is a SQUIB guys... he CAN'T use magic... Dumbledore could clean anything in a second but he chooses not to so Filch has a job and a place to live...

Or Madonna ripped off Lady Gaga >.>
<.<

Fuck this shit I'm done

If only

Speaking as a christian... OMG THANK YOU.
So much better when the persona actually knows their shit and isn't just bashing Christians because of Westbro Baptists.

wait did beiber actually do that? Like to people who bought his tickets? WHAT THE FUCK

I want her job

*was

Spongebob is a dick

That's my school! I remember that.
It's slightly less cool that people were grabbing handfuls f them off other lockers and pinning them all up on one

Every single time my mom wants my opinion :|

Can I adopt them both?

Lol Minie facepalm

o.o She was.... actually... pretty....

guys it's not 15 it's 14
1) there is a single subtraction sign in there. This one you probably caught
2) BECAUSE of order of operations, you do 1x0 first. therefore, the last 1 in the sequence has already been multiplied by 0 and therefore isn't there any more.
The correct answer is 14

*reading it* Oh I get the joke, they're saying the same way over and over again. *Not interested in PETA argument* *scrolls to bottom*
"so devon, you think it's ok to beat and murder gay people?"
...
when da fuq did that happen? o.o

snigger....

sure if you're the fucking popular kid. But for some of us, college represents a fresh start withthe types of people we'e never seen before, somewhere we can actually begin to find people that, if not understand us, at least TALK to us. Some of us don't care what we look like on the first day of school and are willing to work as hard as neccessary to get grades, and are okay with our grades slipping a bit anyway because that's a fact of life as you move up in the world, shit gets harder. You might be that person who had lots of friends, freedom, and were given money from your parents in highschool, but that weird kid in the corner who nobody ever talks to, whose friends all left her at the beginning of highschool, who goes to the Councillor weekly for someone to talk to? Yeah, she's relying on college to finally find people who she hopes will at least do her the courtesy of talking to her, of realizing she exists.
And you really don't fucking help her situation.

I know this was supposed to be a joke, but that is actually true. The reason supermarkets move everything every few weeks is so you have to walk through more of the store to find everything which means you'll see more of their products which means you're more likely to buy something you didn't come in for. So yes, supermarkets actually DO change the locations of everything BECAUSE you know where it all is.
- The more you know -

he's not kidding. Oh there was also a woman who hanged herself and went unnoticed for five days because everyone thought she was a halloween decoration

when I first read this I thought it meant the gloves would let you work a touchscreen with gloves on... then I saw the actual picture.

Fuck stop making me nostalgic... I used to be that kid on the right. Now... haha nope.

So I have no 'real' friends?
Thanks....

Sadly accurate to about half the people in the world nowadays -_-

XD I'm listening to music and the owl dances exactly to the beat and thats awesome

I loved school as a kid.
As a kid.
Now it sucks.
But y'know, it happened.