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My work Is Done 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And it has to be in blue and white paint (at least in my state).
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Be a man... I dare you, I double dare you motherf*cker 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The Titanic was build with the very best technology available, it was the design that was massively flawed. Please remember this.
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Traditional fine dining 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They're called (bone) china because the technique to make them originated from China. Just another example of America being lazy with naming.
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Even drug dealers have values 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Some of their shit straight, they're still drug dealers.
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AAH, WHAT WAS THAT?!? I HEARD A NOISE!! 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He was getting stepped on, leave him alone.
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Tips 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Please don't give children an old phone to play with; they can dial 9-1-1 and it will go through and you will get in trouble!
Secret is out 26 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's also a cheap way of doing a real brick pattern.
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Who would tell the truth 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The elderly love to lie. Have you ever heard one of them tell a story?
One of a kind first world problem 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It breaks my heart when that happens.
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Knowledge illustrated 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm pretty sure the second phase is everyone who is bitter about what they know.
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How to solve every problem 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That second drawing is an inspiration to us all.
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Security cameras 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Not everyone lives in the same country you live in.
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Only perverts will understand this ;) 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They connect when they hold hands, how is that perverted?
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Random Cool Facts 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Dr. Dre doesn't have a degree, but I trust his medical opinion.
die hard. literally 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
A spider walks by pumping blood into each of its legs, so when it dies, the legs curl up to the classic dead spider position. I believe it's the same way with a man's penis.
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What if One Direction didn't have teeth or eyebrows. 35 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It looks like a mixture of newborns and crackheads.
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Break-up consequences 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Preach it!
Look mittens 18 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Because men don't belong in the shed, they belong in my bed, workin' up my appetite. Anyone who doesn't know that deserves to be hated on.
Animal hybrids that would break the internet 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And sea otters are extremely buoyant.
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These guys just earned some bonus respect 29 comments
guest · 11 years ago
God does not "prefer" anyone. You're either with him 100% or not at all. Revelation 3:16 is one example. With him; Heaven, against; Hell, anywhere in-between; Hell. PS, some of us have actually read the Bible, and God is as anti-PC as you can get.
Somebody help this poor man! 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He's not alone, his girlfriend/wife is sitting right next to him telling the world he sucks in bed.
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Safe for work 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I doubt he's the kind of brother that would lovingly put clothes on nearly naked people pictures.
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Sad but true 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is me and my sisters. What in the hell. genetics?
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What character is this 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
When has that ever stopped anyone?
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Good advice 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But if you're not informed, all opinions can be seen as offensive. And that's how you get idiots arguing about the stupidest shit.
Never mind! 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's because he was flexing them.
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Randy the assh*le 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
A lot of people don't like the name Randy. It's a very white trash name (or at least seems that way) and is also a synonym for crude sexual behavior. Kind of like how Dick is a valid nickname, but it's not one you would want.
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And the grand prize is! 35 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Just let all her coveted STDs eat away at her body. It will be a fate worse than death.
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Exploding golf ball 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I liked how it says he had a stash. I guess catching them again wasn't his bosses strong suit.
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Master lee 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Bruce Lee basically invented the two-finger push-up. Before then, people thought it was impossible. He also invented the move of using only your thumbs to do push-ups with both legs straight above your head. In other words, he was upside down with only his thumb pads touching the ground raising and lowering his entire body weight. He used to do it at parties to freak people out.
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Brock's mom 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
All 10 children had the same father, her husband. Just because you're forever alone is no need to hate.
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I like this guy... 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Nothing is more ugly than being forced to see your own hate. All the poster did was hold up the mirror.
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Good thing I am forever alone 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's not like your husband got switch with your father. Boyfriends are meant for replacing, that's why they have the word friend in their title.
May make me unpopular with the other women. 22 comments
guest · 11 years ago
As soon as you create something, it's copyrighted. Only when you file it with the government can you sue for damages. Automatic copyrights are a right and no one has the right to take that right away, no matter how much someone loves to steal other people's ideas.
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Even people who hate everything 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Black isn't a color.
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'murica 26 comments
guest · 11 years ago
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK BOOBS WERE MADE FOR?!? That's like saying all babies should be made invetro because genitals touching is wrong. Guess what, genitals exist to facilitate making babies and boobs are how to feed your new baby. Your body has specific parts to do specific jobs and allowing someone else tell you/make you feel differently is bullshit. WHIP THOSE FUN PILLOWS OUT AND DO THE ONLY REAL JOB THEY EXIST FOR!!!
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No, I am Spartacus! 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yes, white girls live on the earth too.
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genetically they are both mixed races but look different 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Twins usually have the exact same mannerisms, even fraternal twins. You would have to be an outright racist dick to believe that two girls who dressed, talked and acted exactly the same aren't related.
Seven deadly sins of wine glass 25 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It works like an animal's water bottle. You have to lick it to drink the wine.
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spot the vegan 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Cows are both the males and the females of the species. The males are steers and the females are heifers. Just like chickens are made up of roosters and hens. Don't bother correcting someone if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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What some Americans think of their country 27 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I live in a bad part of a poor city in a shit part of the county, but I too would never want to live in a different country. But I hope one day of living in a different, better part of the USA. And knowing that I have a real chance of doing so is just one of the many reasons why the USA is so awesome.
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Left handed accidents 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's because stupid people are also left-handed and don't want to use something right-handed, so they end up using an item upside-down or backwards, leading to injury and/or death. It's not being left-handed that kills them, but being stupid and/or stubborn.
Expressing an opinion around here 25 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Sigh,,, watch the damn movie.
"no, you cant live there. The bank own it, and we are going to leave it there" 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
A lot of homeless people have medical conditions that they almost refuse to get treatment for or there just isn't any available for them. Yet they too are trying to survive each day as it comes. Have some compassion, just because you're up on a pedestal judging doesn't mean that pedestal can't drop your ass to where they are. We are all trying to survive, friend.
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Please stop using acronyms 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But everyone knows those...
Motherf*cking audi 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's a concept vehicle, meaning "Wouldn't it be nice if we could make this?" Might as well make it fly and shit gold.
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Map: Most popular names for girls, state-by-state 76 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I know a Delayni.
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Map: Most popular names for girls, state-by-state 76 comments
guest · 11 years ago
She didn't name herself so don't be a dick.
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Mother of the year, everyone! 78 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If the shoe fits. I mean that word is around for a reason and sometimes it's your mom that has to tell you because all your friends are shit.
Mother of the year, everyone! 78 comments
guest · 11 years ago
She's not putting down fatherless kids, she's just telling her own child, very crudely, how those situations will happen. I wish more single mothers would tell their daughters that trolloping around is a good way to follow in mom's mistakes.
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