FunSubstance - List Comment

It it because I'm fat? 16 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I've looked at this long enough to the point where I can hear him.

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Best shooting scene ever 15 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I'm going to do some push-ups now.

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Salesman vs saleswoman 9 comments

guest · 11 years ago

FALSE
That saleswoman was a hermaphrodite.

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We're screwed 4 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Did I mention I'm a daffodil?

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Thank you citizen of Earth 7 comments

guest · 11 years ago

... For now.

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Honest slogans 15 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I'm an American, but I'm ignorant as well.

Honest slogans 15 comments

guest · 11 years ago

A mi tambien! Haters gonna hate.

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Dad at a Justin Bieber concert 17 comments

guest · 11 years ago

This was me at the X Factor.
One Direction fans have the vocals of a mandrake root.

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Me when I run out of posts on fun substance that I haven't seen 7 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Ugh... I had to resist looking at posts for a day so I can read more.

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Illinoise is so metal 5 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I Arkansas what you did there...

thank you white people, for your half jogs 8 comments

guest · 11 years ago

One time, some douches were making fun of me when I did this for them. :(
It's nice to know that someone appreciates this.

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Weird tv 39 comments

guest · 11 years ago

He kinda looks like a less famous Loki.

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How they think they look 5 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Like Pitbull, that rock is probably hard too.

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When my kid asks about "girl parts" 5 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Dat eyebrow raise doh.s

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Just tumblr things 17 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Haha Zoolander reference!

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haha cool :D 14 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Thanks for being my wingman, dude.
Yo tengo un penis by the way.

haha cool :D 14 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I would... IF I HAD ONE!

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Fellowship of the ring 38 comments

guest · 11 years ago

More like: Return of the Douche.

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haha cool :D 14 comments

guest · 11 years ago

"Keep that book up, I'm still not done with that page!"

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I always laugh at this picture ..XD 16 comments

guest · 11 years ago

"They say they're selling CHAWCLET!"

Please? 42 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Being a senior in high school, this makes me want to curl up into a ball and make my eyes sweat. I miss middle school where math was easy and no one gave a damn.

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Those eyes 5 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Hmm...reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson for some strange reason.

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yep. thats me. 25 comments

guest · 11 years ago

"Bound 2" by Kanye West
I lose brain cells listening to it but became so damn catchy to me.
My body is ready for the onslaught of dislikes.

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Running out of idea 10 comments

guest · 11 years ago

"Taking a shit."
-justgirlythings

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*drools* Hothothothothothot *swoons* 10 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Oh... This makes me very desperate, indeed.

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When doing the dishes 29 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Me inside a public restroom.

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{title} 20 comments

guest · 11 years ago

{clever retort against troll guest}

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Life changing experiment 1 comments

guest · 11 years ago

That's a real teacher right there.

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Such a gentlemen 13 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Like a sir, indeed. *raises pinky*

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I'm too tired for an amzing title 45 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Let's hope he NOT retiring the way Jay-Z "retired".

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T cups 9 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Looks like my cup of tea :)

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Funny Tumblr Compilation 15 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Find the hay in the needle stack! *HEAVY METAL MUSIC*

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Get your shit together 4 comments

guest · 11 years ago

They're honest, I'll give em that.

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Waterproof your phone 9 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Now that's what I call protection.

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Got anything you want to confess or get off your chest? 266 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I want to take you out on a date but I'm sure you don't have feelings for me. If I were to ask you out, it would be suicide and ruin whatever we have. I know I'll be nothing more than a friend and I'm trying to accept that, but why do you have to be so darn beautiful? Everything you do makes me smile and you always bring out the best in my worst times.

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The absolute best prank of 2013 10 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Am I the only one who found this offensive?

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Tom and Jerry commits suicide 20 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I remember this episode as a kid. I don't know if it was the last one, though.

Tumblr never fails to amuse me 5 comments

guest · 11 years ago

GASP I love Bill Clinton and the sax.
*pants drop*

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