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I read the first ine and didnt bother with the rest. Complete bullshit, my dad used to have a black london cab, the hay and oats is just so random

No, they're perfect

I think the first one is a USB stick filled with beer

Batman

Copy n paste from lyrics website

Eminem: look at these rappers how I treat em, so why the fuck wud I join em when I beat em.
Lil Wayne: Yeah!
Basically onwards from here he talks about how he's better than other rappers

Its not called soccer u stupid yank

Mind blown

I just need to get to the photocopier after I cross this motorway

To other guest (i.e. the fukin prick). I'd like to destroy your home n then we'll see who's laughing

Raj's alcohol has given him a bit too much confidence

My wifi is Virgin media.

Aloa Vera! Aloa Vera!! Give that bitch some aloa vera!!!

7 years?! Here in England its 5 years

We dont have + or -. We have A* which usually requires over 90% depending in the subject

I do, only when I'm hungary

What was it? Im Chinese so all I see is two trucks high fiving

Their so easy to learn

It's...it's beautiful

Every TV show that the Americans copy off the Brits are shit

Some say he has two brothers, Daft and Punk...all we know is, he's called the stig

Eminems nightmare

Cara develeign?

Are you implying Dr. Sheldon Cooper is wrong? How dare you

I've done it!!
*rips*
Shit

4 door Bentley Continental a million dollar car? Nah I don't think so

She like de mango she like de mango oooh she like de mango

He was drunk and he dropped his cig in the bin

Scotland

:'( Fast and furious will never be the same

Sodium

I wish this thing had sound

When u hit the white ball, theres a little blue mark on it from the chalk from the cue to let u know u hit the ball.

A car doesn't burst into flames when it crashes into a tree, especially if the engine isn't at the front...

Killed by illuminati. The Dog from Family Guy, also named Brian (Paul Walker's characters name also Brian), died in a car accident last week. Also TMZ reported Pauls death a couple of days before it happened.

I cant stop laughing XD

If that were true, it'd be better off without the warning sign

Footballs are round in the rest of the world

I prefer the wider phones than the long ugly iphones

Not if you're Asian

Explanation for dummies:
Bacteria in mouth is good
Bacteria in toilet bad, very bad.

Tupac u legend!

Fuck it I'd rather eat the pen, which is in perfect condition.

Im sure if u jerk off to ur friends everyday, u'll remember their names

This aint Blackpool u genius. Blackpool is Australia or something. This building was built in Germany and was knocked down in 1980s as a symbol of 'fuck you communism'

Britain is better than the shithole that is America

Me too!! And im not even a girl!

Breathe?

Gay Tony!!!

Am I the only sane person here, or is the sarcasm too advanced for me? This picture has obviously been photoshopped coz this tower is supposed to be leaning to one side.