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I just want to attach some googly eyes at the top of his head.

Shit, I think I need some floss now.

Learn to love yourself before you love others.

I wouldn't know about anyone of these, except for the last one.

NO RACISM IN THE LOBBY!

I can see it now... "THEY DRINK MY MILKSHAKE!"

"We playin' basketbaaaall... We playin' bas-ket-baaaall..."
Ah yes, good times...

I feel sorry for whoever they're aiming at.

Rest in peace, Steve. Thanks for doing awesome shit full of "nope". Made me feel like I could be an explorer like you when I was a kid.

With no "backup" tabs!

"The gang's all here..." *sobs to himself*

Even ninjas gotta stay dry.

I thought I was the only one!!!

I get this when I explain video games to my sister.

Now that's what I call great advertisement.

Finally someone gets me :'(

Someone pulled this shit on me. I leaned in until I felt a Hershey's kiss on my lips -_-

Once, at my first metal concert, people saw that I was being separated from my friends from the crowd. When the crowd saw this, they gladly parted a way for me to get back to them.

All day... E-Every minute. :(

Jokes on you! It's under their mattress.

Damn, I want to shit a human.

Ha! You gotta love DC.

Damn it, my name is Carl :-(
This guys is giving all Carl's a dirty name.

VIOLENTLY JACKS OFF

Well, that was unexpected.

"and the winner is Rocky!"
Another Spongebob reference.

Is it weird that I do this to?!

My boner now has a legitimate reason to take a stand.

I think of Herbert's dog from Family Guy. Mmmmm....

I imagine that scene in The Shining where the room fills with blood.

Sly FREAKIN Cooper

My thoughts exactly!

I could've done without Grease Lightning flying away in the end.

Respect her authoritaaah!

I'm hypnotized right now @.@

Why do I feel magically turned on right now?!

Hannah was twerked to death by a wrecking ball.

"They buried me in the sand and they forgot me."

How Marlin and Dory hitch a ride.

Aww.... :-( I'd feel shamed as fudge.

Damn nature... You kinky.

What I strive to look like at the end of cross country meets.

Hahahaha "Oh you..."

I saw this on Judyslife!