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Cats do what they want 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hmm... That cat clearly fashioned that collar after running away from home. Well played, feline... Well played.
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Still a better love story than Twilight 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
MMMUAH, MMUAH, MMMMUAH
Love Marks 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That lion really gets that zebra.
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Please, take a seat 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"Hey Spongebob, take a seat. Kick your feet up and RELAX..."
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Forrest Gump is on my mind! 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"... Runnin' on my mind, boy." Haha Love the Frank Ocean reference.
How did you discover FunSubstance? 260 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My friend told me :)
Keep up the good work funsubstance!
Smart gadgets 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What kind of guy? I guess I didn't emphasize the awesomeness of this well enough...
The reason behind Adam's apple 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
How did it come to be an apple? All it said was "fruit" in the bible.
Haha it's true 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why does everyone skip Thanksgiving? It's pretty sweet. Kinda like the foreplay to Christmas
Exactly. 32 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hmm, strange... I now have the sudden urge to flip tables.
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Phantom of the mewopurah 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm a bit concerned about the people behind the phantom.
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Weird Things We All Do But Would Never Admit 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Porn... Don't forget the porn.
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S*xy Thoughts 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Sometimes, I do that next to the person I'm thinking about... Does that make me sick in some sort of way?
Wifi names visible from my apartment 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
HAHAHA I wanna laugh so hard but my mom thinks I'm doing homework right now. She'll be suspicious when it looks like I'm having fun... :(
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Pepsi flavors you did not know existed 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I know! Where have they been all of my life?
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Greatest youtube thread ever ! 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I wouldn't say "quickly"... More like "gradually".
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What character is this 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I've always wanted to cosplay! Unfortunately, I don't have the body...
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First and last words 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I have a feeling one of my last words would be, "SHIT--"
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I Just Realized How Important Eyebrows Are 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"Me neither" - the Mona Lisa
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Tattoo tricking a b*tterfly 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Imagine the betrayal the butterfly feels.
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Crush 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
There no better way of describing this.
When I remember there are unopened Oreos in the pantry 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's as if he's in an eternal orgasm.
A tip for y'all 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Female rolls back tater tots that has "NO" burned into them...
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The true meaning of happiness 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Random question: Does anybody shiver while they're peeing?
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Welcome to the lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I checked if the title was exaggerating... It's not.
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Smart gadgets 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Aww, BMO... It would've been a tragedy if you slightly misplaced the batteries.
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Can't catch me 122 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Tell my parents I love them... I got the freaking Batman after me.
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When you're in the club partying... 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Damn, I think the first picture is in my Spanish textbook.
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Awkward McDonald's birthday party 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well... She's definitely not "lovin' it"
I shed a tear every time. 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
:''''''''''''''(
Well, okay 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"Yeah... That'll show them." - person who made this sign
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Viciously mudredered 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I don't know... But that Lego looks suspicious.
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You sure are nosey 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This... Is... GOLD!
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Jim Caring 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Haha I adore the title.
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At a winter clothes store 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Either a sitcom episode or horror movie waiting to happen. Anyway, it's a cool idea.
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Cupcake hack 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I agree. Where's the challenge in this? I LOVE the struggle.
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Color of the lips 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Is this true?!
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What a twist 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hahaha My sister and I would put pickles under our tongues when we got burgers. Ah.. memories.
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OCD and breakup 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I've only read the poem. It was so beautiful...
Stop being a fag, I'd say 38 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I too disagree with the title of this post. It's a bit hypocritical.
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Your life is a lie 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But in one of the commercials, I saw a girl rub shampoo out of her eyes... What's going on here?!
Field full of spider webs 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Damn Charlotte, you scary!
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We all love gossip 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Haha "taco-bell-ray"
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Take that backā€¦ 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It will never be the same...
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Why are b**bs s*xual 25 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm a guy with tits. Why doesn't anybody find me sexy?
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Those are some nice legs! 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He is an isosceles triangle... He's got some perfect legs ;-o
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Left handed accidents 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But he's making a fist with his right arm.
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When I walk into a party 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
More like when I pull down my pants and shit in their livingroom.
Plugging 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well those outlets don't look too happy.
Life in a nutshell 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My Funsubstance life right here... I should get to my essay. It's been four hours.
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