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It it because I'm fat? 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I've looked at this long enough to the point where I can hear him.
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Best shooting scene ever 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm going to do some push-ups now.
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Salesman vs saleswoman 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
FALSE
That saleswoman was a hermaphrodite.
We're screwed 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Did I mention I'm a daffodil?
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Thank you citizen of Earth 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
... For now.
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Honest slogans 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm an American, but I'm ignorant as well.
Honest slogans 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
A mi tambien! Haters gonna hate.
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Dad at a Justin Bieber concert 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This was me at the X Factor.
One Direction fans have the vocals of a mandrake root.
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Me when I run out of posts on fun substance that I haven't seen 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ugh... I had to resist looking at posts for a day so I can read more.
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Illinoise is so metal 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I Arkansas what you did there...
thank you white people, for your half jogs 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
One time, some douches were making fun of me when I did this for them. :(
It's nice to know that someone appreciates this.
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Weird tv 39 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He kinda looks like a less famous Loki.
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How they think they look 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Like Pitbull, that rock is probably hard too.
When my kid asks about "girl parts" 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dat eyebrow raise doh.s
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Just tumblr things 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Haha Zoolander reference!
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haha cool :D 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Thanks for being my wingman, dude.
Yo tengo un penis by the way.
haha cool :D 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I would... IF I HAD ONE!
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Fellowship of the ring 38 comments
guest · 10 years ago
More like: Return of the Douche.
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haha cool :D 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Keep that book up, I'm still not done with that page!"
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I always laugh at this picture ..XD 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"They say they're selling CHAWCLET!"
Please? 42 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Being a senior in high school, this makes me want to curl up into a ball and make my eyes sweat. I miss middle school where math was easy and no one gave a damn.
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Those eyes 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hmm...reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson for some strange reason.
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yep. thats me. 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Bound 2" by Kanye West
I lose brain cells listening to it but became so damn catchy to me.
My body is ready for the onslaught of dislikes.
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Running out of idea 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Taking a shit."
-justgirlythings
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*drools* Hothothothothothot *swoons* 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh... This makes me very desperate, indeed.
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When doing the dishes 29 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Me inside a public restroom.
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{title} 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
{clever retort against troll guest}
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Life changing experiment 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's a real teacher right there.
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Such a gentlemen 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Like a sir, indeed. *raises pinky*
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I'm too tired for an amzing title 45 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Let's hope he NOT retiring the way Jay-Z "retired".
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T cups 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Looks like my cup of tea :)
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Funny Tumblr Compilation 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Find the hay in the needle stack! *HEAVY METAL MUSIC*
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Get your shit together 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They're honest, I'll give em that.
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Waterproof your phone 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Now that's what I call protection.
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Got anything you want to confess or get off your chest? 266 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I want to take you out on a date but I'm sure you don't have feelings for me. If I were to ask you out, it would be suicide and ruin whatever we have. I know I'll be nothing more than a friend and I'm trying to accept that, but why do you have to be so darn beautiful? Everything you do makes me smile and you always bring out the best in my worst times.
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The absolute best prank of 2013 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Am I the only one who found this offensive?
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Tom and Jerry commits suicide 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I remember this episode as a kid. I don't know if it was the last one, though.
Tumblr never fails to amuse me 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
GASP I love Bill Clinton and the sax.
*pants drop*
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Why Pope Francis is the Person of the Year 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Me too. I admire him!
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Genius machine sorts Skittles and M&M's by color so you don't have to 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I was starting to think we were moving past segregation.
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I'll hold my breath until you love me 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And that's how I died.
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We all want Damien to be our friend in real life 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!
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When I say a joke and my friends don't laugh 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Freaks and Geeks
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presents i do want for christmas 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Reminds me of Bob's Burgers.
S*xy post 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Damn it, I sit next to my crush in class.
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Are you kidding me ? 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Highly irrelevant, but Nick Cage was on MTV?!
Fish kitty 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The last picture is like, "Bitch I'm fabulous."
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What if? 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*gasp* The deception!
Hunting you down 124 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I knew today was an iffy day to play Arkham City
#noregrets
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Twitchy noses 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's like they're talking to me with their noses.
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